Make her buy him 2 piglets and give the little piggies an order of protection.
Play a prank?
What kind of prank is killing an animal?
FIFTY YEARS?! Fifty days maybe
She probably already did.
Insane. 50 years of imprisonment for killing a PIG?
Right, if she’d aborted a baby, she’s make $300 to $500. Decapitate a pig? 50 years. That makes sense, doesn’t it? May God have mercy on us!
You are right. She could abort a child with no consequences at all.
Short-sheeting the bed is a prank.
Decapitating the piglet your boyfriend raised as therapy after suffering a head injury is vicious evil depraved rubber-room bitch from hell.
Seems a little extreme. It wasn’t her pig, thats the thing I guess. There are murderers of people who get less time than that!
If she had beheaded someone in the name of ‘Allah’ (wizz be upon him)...she would’ve gotten a lesser sentence.
Hell hath no fury,
Like a woman scorned,
Now they will hurry,
While the piglet’s mourned,
To jail his slayer,
Ashley of the knife,
Without a prayer,
She took Porky’s life,
Now she will do time,
In a prison cell,
She has done the crime,
We don’t wish her well.
Okay, now this is my contribution - This sounds like a scene straight from HAM - let.
50 years seems like a lot. OTOH, it seems like a pretty sick thing to do if it was a pet. If she’d decapitated a puppy or a kitten as a “prank”, I’d want her locked up long enough for a psych exam. That’s the kind of thing a sociopath might do for entertainment.
Do I dare to be the first person to do this?
Okay, if I must.
SUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
8-P
"Oh, bother!"
She should have just told the cops her boyfriend stole her X-Box.
Then they would have come and shot the piglet with 20 rounds for free.
Psycho woman from hell.
I use a firearm for pigs. I really do.
It is becoming clearly apparent that this society is turning into a complete bunch of wimps and fools. Almost everyone eats chicken, pork, beef, fish, and other meats that they obviously think were manufactured in a plant somewhere. Gosh we have come a long way in such a short time since we used to be hunters and gatherers. I think everyone should be forced to live one year on a farm and see first hand that animals are sustinence, food for humans, beasts of burden, etc....Geeze they are being given the same status as humans now. We slaughtered, yes I used the term intentionally, slaughtered our farm animals for food. Good God, I would be given the death penalty these days for all the animals I slaughtered, butchered, cured, packaged, and ate. So this pig was someone’s pet, fair enough, charge them with destroying someone else’s property, a misdemeanor, fine them fair market value for the porkster, and be done with it. It’s absurd. What is next? PETA gonna start fining me for every ant I step on and kill in the course of a day. They’re freaking animals!