If there's something strange in your double bed Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters! If there's something trying to caress your head Who you gonna call? - Ghostbusters!
I ain't afraid of no gropes I ain't afraid of no gropes
To: Winstons Julia
2 posted on
11/22/2011 5:16:16 PM PST by
Justice
To: Winstons Julia
"I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands"Creepy? That's Grandpa!
3 posted on
11/22/2011 5:18:56 PM PST by
traditional1
("Don't gotsta worry 'bout no mo'gage, don't gotsta worry 'bout no gas; Obama gonna take care o' me!)
To: Winstons Julia
One of William Blythe Clinton’s dead ancestors?
4 posted on
11/22/2011 5:19:42 PM PST by
Pharmboy
(Democrats lie because they must...)
To: Winstons Julia
This ghost has pretty poor tast in groping.
6 posted on
11/22/2011 5:21:46 PM PST by
umgud
To: CurlyBill
7 posted on
11/22/2011 5:24:19 PM PST by
Darnright
("I don't trust liberals, I trust conservatives." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca)
To: Winstons Julia
Doris, your ghosty whoasty is here. Are you ready to play???
To: Winstons Julia
9 posted on
11/22/2011 6:14:53 PM PST by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: Winstons Julia
Being groped by ghosts is no laughing matter. It is an uninvited invasion of a person’s psyche and can cause a great deal of harm. Very much like rape can. :(
10 posted on
11/22/2011 6:38:40 PM PST by
tob2
To: Winstons Julia
Let me guess....former Cain employee??
11 posted on
11/22/2011 6:50:03 PM PST by
blasater1960
(Deut 30, Psalm 111...the Torah and the Law, is attainable past, present and forever.)
To: Winstons Julia
Yeah, but Whoopi wants to know, was it “grope-grope”?
To: Winstons Julia
Why is ghosts only come out at night? What’s up with that, what is that some kind of ‘’ghost union’’ thing? “Nope, we spooks only spook at night. Union rules’’.
13 posted on
11/22/2011 7:04:59 PM PST by
jmacusa
(Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
To: Winstons Julia
It's obviously an incubus.
To: Winstons Julia
This reminds me of a cartoon I saw in a popular magazine published about 100 years ago. An older woman is seated on a couch and is being tickled by a male ghost. The caption reads: “An old familiar haunt.”
To: Winstons Julia
‘It’s like an octopus. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands. Hey, Gramma: For some of us, that's the ideal.
To: Winstons Julia
If you ever have any unexplained sounds, feelings or shadows in your home buy spiritual incense sticks and cone incense. Spirits will leave the room.
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