Good Morning Class. Welcome to School!
Here is my example with today's WFTD:
Since he can't seem to even pen a lame fascicle for one of his multi-volume serial novellas to stay in the news anymore, Stephen King is convinced that he will succeed for the left where algore's hot air network and so many other attempts to launch a liberal talk radio network have failed (NPR notwithstanding).
Author Stephen King offers left-leaning talk show
No pushing at the door please!
Happy Humpday Everybody!
Only 
days left until BO's replacement is sworn in.
To: xsmommy; secret garden; VRWCmember; Slip18; SoothingDave; Gabz; Guenevere; Texan5; NicknamedBob; ...
IT'S ABOUT DANG TIME!!!
Get to class you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but now I must discretely sneak back down the hall to dry off and get dressed. Anybody who tries to grab the towel off my waist will find himself (or herself) in detention.
Ranger Catcher Mike Napoli would like everyone to contemplate this monster home run, and then remember that there are
Only 
days until Christmas.
2 posted on
11/30/2011 3:10:09 AM PST by
VRWCmember
(If it wern't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: VRWCmember
Extra example sentence: "Franco and Mussolini were in fact childhood playmates; in an interview with Corriera della Sera Benito recalled long afternoons at Fransico's house in Calle Maria, flooding ant-hills and sucking on fascicles."
3 posted on
11/30/2011 3:22:22 AM PST by
golux
To: VRWCmember
Fascicles: now in Moussolini and Hitler flavors.
4 posted on
11/30/2011 3:41:30 AM PST by
Méabh
To: VRWCmember
Fascicle. A popcicle that melts fas. Syn.;, “It’s done went and melted”. From the O.I.C.T., (Old Ice Cream Truck) by Way of Pilfered Pennies.
May also refer to Fast Bicicle according to J.C. Penny and Co. Pg. 3099, “Spelling is Just Opinion of Small Mimes”.
When used as a confounded particle, “...the ice cream man traded a pit bull for his truck. We got the truck and the pit bull is following him at facicle speed”.
5 posted on
11/30/2011 3:47:19 AM PST by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: VRWCmember
Once some years back I was given a very small Joke Book. It was a farcical Fascicle, as I recall.
6 posted on
11/30/2011 4:10:47 AM PST by
theDentist
(fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
To: VRWCmember
7 posted on
11/30/2011 4:19:11 AM PST by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: VRWCmember
The Fascicle, what happened when the fascist dictator became a corpscicle.
9 posted on
11/30/2011 4:59:45 AM PST by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: VRWCmember
“1. a small or slender bundle (as of pine needles or nerve fibers)”
Anyone who is making fascicles out of pine needles has way too many hands on his time.
10 posted on
11/30/2011 5:07:56 AM PST by
NicknamedBob
(If God takes notes on what we think, then Night must be His source for ink.)
To: VRWCmember
Fescicles? Why would you want to freeze that stuff? What are you, sick or something?
What? Fascicle? Oh... Never mind!
11 posted on
11/30/2011 5:37:10 AM PST by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working for)
To: VRWCmember
In Barry Obama's last fascicle
He wants us to worship a past sickle
The one with the hammer
"Bread, land, peace" he will stammer
His Communist leanings are classical
14 posted on
11/30/2011 6:10:33 AM PST by
TruthShallSetYouFree
("Nanny Care State" is not a Division 3 football powerhouse.)
To: xsmommy
Where you at? I got your Christmas sweater:
To: All
Thanks everyone for the nice birthday wishes!
24 posted on
11/30/2011 6:50:06 AM PST by
hobbes1
(Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "St.Sarah, the1Tru Conservative that REFUSES to unite us and Save America")
To: VRWCmember; tioga; Scotswife; xsmommy
Had a very nice time for dinner with tioga, scottswife, and Mr. Tioga tonight. Great wings and speedies salad, and even better conversation and fellowship.
53 posted on
11/30/2011 7:53:53 PM PST by
VRWCmember
(If it wern't for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all.)
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