Posted on 12/04/2011 4:09:05 PM PST by buccaneer81
21st century journalism. I guarantee the head injury will be used in her defense.
Needed a good laugh today. :)
Actually the mention of her major is pertinent to the article.
She majored in communications and she was simply communicating with her nephew.
Actually the mention of her major is pertinent to the article.
She majored in communications and she was simply communicating with her nephew.
All the silicone and bathroom puking in the World can’t cover up the soul deep ugliness in that face and those eyes.
“...suffered serious injuries in a 2009 motorcycle crash when she was returning from a RideSmart event at Texas World Speedway which left her in a critical condition.”
Gotta laugh at this. Guess those moves she learned that day don’t translate too well to public roads. Also note that the claims of the crash are solely from her, made on a motorcycle forum, and since she’s a crazy woman I wouldn’t put it past her to lie for attention.
And the people making the usual tired out sexual jokes are pretty pathetic. She seduced her nephew. Get a good image of your aunt in your mind and then ponder that for a minute. Not so titillating now, is it?
She must have passed with flying colors since she not only communicated with the nephew but with all the relatives and the cops, too.
LOL! Obviously it bears repeating.
Hope they cleaned the turkey baster before using it.
And she looks as innocent as the day is long.
Udderly ridiculous!
It is her major and she probably had to do a lot of field research.
It is her major and she probably had to do a lot of field research.
It is her major and she probably had to do a lot of field research.
Agreed. She looks like an actress in "The Stand" who played a raving psycho.
OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Get a good image of your aunt in your mind and then ponder that for a minute. Not so titillating now, is it?”
I never had an aunt that looked like that. All of my aunts are dead. I can imagine what they look like now.
But if you had...
Is that the implication? Classy.
I don’t know about you, but my memories of my aunts are of middle aged women who seemed older than they were to my young eyes.
Perhaps you should ask your family for some pictures of your aunts at this woman’s age? Think of how gratifying that could be for you.
Good evening, PBR. :)
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