Frenchman ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex

The Telegraph ^ | September 5, 2011 | Our Foreign Staff

[Army Air Corps]

Lili von Shtupp. That whole bit was hilarious.

[davisfh]

"Speaking of tallies, it looked like the man’s “tallywacker” wasn’t working so well."

Is it possible for a judge to "command" an erection?

[JRandomFreeper]

/”Blazing Saddles” Teutonic Tramp

A classicist, I see. Good show.

/johnny

[null and void]

No, but that doesn’t stop him from observing that the evidence doesn’t stand up in court...

[o-n-money]

It’s a known fact that the one food that stops the sex drive in women cold is wedding cake. I’d like to put the sarcasm tag on but................

[Slings and Arrows]

An outrage! If she'd been his mistress, on the other hand...

[hecticskeptic]

Ha... proof positive that even judges get it right once in a while.

[calex59]

What are the odds that if a man brought this suit that he would have been ran out of court? Especially in the US. According to the left, a husband has to beg for sex and never once expect it to be part of marriage. I wonder how many(probably most)marriages in the US break up because the husband isn’t getting enough.

[calex59]

It’s a known fact that the one food that stops the sex drive in women cold is wedding cake. I’d like to put the sarcasm tag on but................

I was wondering what caused the change from courted woman to wife, when sex almost disappears from the relationship. Wedding cake! Should have known.

[dixiechick2000]

Outrage, indeed!

I hope she takes everything he has...because you know he wasn’t “tired” for 21 years.

[Moltke]

The rare legal decision...

That's British English for "this judge is off his flippin' rocker."

[TalonDJ]

when sex almost disappears from the relationship. Wedding cake!

See, if you make that the point where sex appears it solves that issue.

[Fletcher J]

Finally! We can assign a value to lovemaking within marriage.

Let’s do the math. If we assume she had a desired frequency of once per week, that’s 8500 pounds divided by 21 years of inactivity, divided by 52 weeks per year = 7.78 pounds, or around $11.68 per servicing. Close to the average price of a movie ticket...

Now I know what to charge my own wife. I plan to offer an attractive discount if she’ll commit to a large volume of business, though.

[Slings and Arrows]

If he was willing to give everything he had, they wouldn’t have gone to court.

[TheOldLady]

Hi, Mr. Arrows!

[Slings and Arrows]

What’s a nice girl like you doing on a thread like this?

[TheOldLady]

Just searching around for my friend, Slings. Obviously, he’s not here, not wanting to be caught on such a thread either.

[dixiechick2000]

I dunno...maybe that’s ALL that he had to give to her...nuttin’.

Some men are whores.

Frankly, were that my man.......this lady was more kind to him than I would have been. ;o)