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Frenchman ordered to pay wife damages for lack of sex
The Telegraph ^
| September 5, 2011
| Our Foreign Staff
Posted on 12/05/2011 8:10:28 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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3 months old, but I did a title search, and I did not see the article. Apologies if this was posted before.
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:12:16 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Occupy DC General Assembly: We are Marxist tools. WE ARE MARXIST TOOLS!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Did she supply proof of multiple non-occurrences? Proving a negative can be tricky, you know ...
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:17:09 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Nothing will change until after the war. It's coming.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Hmmm, there might be a case for considering foreign court decision precedents after all.
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:18:27 PM PST
by
NonValueAdded
(At 4 AM, it is a test; at 2 PM, it is a demonstration)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
So I need to marry a french woman, and when she gets all salope I can divorce her and win money!?!?!
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:19:20 PM PST
by
JosephMama
(Huntsman 2012: That other Mormon guy)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I hope this catches on...and works both ways. There are countless men that could use this judgement to their advantage.
To: Cincinna
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:24:14 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Okay, Zandu, what's the next part?"
"You're not going to believe this, Klatu."
"We're historians, Zandu, our job is to report what happened, even during long past times of barbarism, not judge it. Read it."
"Okay Klatu: 'A Frenchman has been ordered to pay his ex-wife £8,500 in damages for failing to have enough sex with her during their marriage. ...a judge in the south of Frances highest court in Aix-en-Provence ruled: 'A sexual relationship between husband and wife is the expression of affection they have for each other, and in this case it was absent.'"
"What?"
"That's what the ancient legal ruling read, Klatu."
"That can't be right, Zandu. You can't adjudicate affection as a contractual obligation. Why, the very definition of the word places it outside of adjudication, and the judge would surely know that. What did these barbarians think law is? For that matter, what did they think lovemaking is?"
"You said we weren't supposed to judge, Klatu."
"Oh shut up, Zandu. No wonder these people weren't allowed into the rest of the galaxy, they were insane."
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:25:17 PM PST
by
Talisker
(History will show the Illuminati won the ultimate Darwin Award.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Determining guilt would require evidence of proper grooming and hygeine, not something French women are known for. That, and a BMI would help.
Give the guy a possible break, some women are just not hittable, face it........
No Helen Thomas pics, please.........
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Geez ... and Arlen was looking at Scottish law ... what a waste.
I wonder ... can we add up all the headaches and other miscellany and have a case under French law ?
No money, honey?
We can .. um ... work it out, y'know.
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:29:11 PM PST
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Did she maintain some sort of chart tallying the frequency of “encounters?” Was the tally broken down by the frequency of nookie each month, week, what? Did quickies count?
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:33:48 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A guy just can’t win in this world..gotta pay to get it, gotta pay to not get it.
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:35:12 PM PST
by
Nik Naym
(It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
As the Brits would say, “Well bugger me!”
To: Army Air Corps
Speaking of tallies, it looked like the man’s “tallywacker” wasn’t working so well.
To: knarf
If this kind of thinking works both ways my ex wife would owe me a rather substantial sum.
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:39:02 PM PST
by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: Nik Naym
They get you coming and going...
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:39:33 PM PST
by
Army Air Corps
(Four fried chickens and a coke)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
In socialism, the government is expected to intrude into every facet of a person’s life. What’s next? Supervised conjugal visits?
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:41:20 PM PST
by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
Thees ees er seester, zee lookaire:
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:41:37 PM PST
by
null and void
(This is day 1049 of America's ObamaVacation from reality.)
To: Army Air Corps
And going and coming...
(And always too soon!)
/”Blazing Saddles” Teutonic Tramp
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posted on
12/05/2011 8:43:55 PM PST
by
MortMan
(Americans are a people increasingly separated by our connectivity.)
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