(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

21 posted on 12/09/2011 6:53:32 AM PST by ex91B10 (We've tried the Soap Box,the Ballot Box and the Jury Box; one box left.)

Boo-Hiss to FedEx/Kinkos. Have you tried the UPS Store?

22 posted on 12/09/2011 7:40:00 AM PST by upchuck (Rerun: Think you know hardship? Wait till the dollar is no longer the world's reserve currency.)

Well I can’t see most of your Christmas cards today durn firewall.

the Fedex/Kinko’s story is a hoot though.

23 posted on 12/09/2011 7:47:21 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)

24 posted on 12/09/2011 8:08:28 AM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)

To: Rightly Biased

Well, considering I kind of cheated today, on where I got my theme, pictures, I wonder if you can go directly to the site I got them, or is that blocked for you too? ;)

25 posted on 12/09/2011 8:16:03 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

26 posted on 12/09/2011 8:29:10 AM PST by Sax

yeah its blocked too i will look at home

happy FRIDAY

27 posted on 12/09/2011 8:44:21 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?)

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.

We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.

We didn’t know what to call her so we named her “Pussycat.”

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, “OK, but don’t forget to wash her, she stinks..” He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don’t see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband ‘El-Cheap-O’, and my husband calls the vet ‘El-Charge-O’.

They love to hate each other and constantly ‘snipe’ at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.

The MD’s waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, “Your wife’s pu-ssy doesn’t stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she’s pregnant. God only knows who the father is!” Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!....
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Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street when they come to a Catholic church with a sign that reads, “Convert to Catholicism and get $10.” One of the men stops and stares at the sign. “Abe,” he says, “I’m thinking of doing it.” With that, he strides purposefully into the church and comes out 20 minutes later with his head bowed. “So,” asks Abe, “did you get your $10?” Murray looks up at him and asks, “Is that all you people can think about?”

28 posted on 12/09/2011 8:44:50 AM PST by motivated

It’s borderline.... but I have to say Mom looks damn good!

29 posted on 12/09/2011 9:21:33 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)

I'd hit it!

</Laz typing mode>

It's hard to type using only your left hand

30 posted on 12/09/2011 10:25:04 AM PST by r-q-tek86 ("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)

Bump to read later ..

31 posted on 12/09/2011 10:31:37 AM PST by BlueLancer (Secede?! Y'all better just be thankful we don't invade ...)

Bump to read later ..

32 posted on 12/09/2011 10:32:13 AM PST by BlueLancer (Secede?! Y'all better just be thankful we don't invade ...)

33 posted on 12/09/2011 10:42:08 AM PST by Lady Jag (Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught)

34 posted on 12/09/2011 10:49:41 AM PST by Lady Jag (Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught)

35 posted on 12/09/2011 10:51:48 AM PST by GSWarrior (Businessmen are more trustworthy than politicians, professors and preachers.)

36 posted on 12/09/2011 11:03:54 AM PST by Lady Jag (Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught)

37 posted on 12/09/2011 11:13:20 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

Ah, Christmas time..............................”I love Christmas lights....They remind me of the people who voted for Obama. They all hang together; half of them don’t work, and the ones that do, aren’t that bright.”

38 posted on 12/09/2011 11:59:01 AM PST by motivated

The perfect gift!

Obama Punching Bag

39 posted on 12/09/2011 12:00:54 PM PST by TSgt (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)

What am I missing? Besides photos where the red X’s are? Was it because I got on so soon? Or is my computer playing a nasty prank on me?

40 posted on 12/09/2011 12:28:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (HEY! Who stole my tagline? Ketch thet varmint!)

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