Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: Rightly Biased
There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red. He stood looking out the windows of is palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting. He turned to her and said, "Look my dear, it has begun to rain!"

Without even looking up from her knitting she replied, "It's too cold to rain. It must be sleeting."

The Czar shook his head and said, "I am the Czar of all the Russias, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

9 posted on 12/23/2011 6:40:48 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies ]


To: BenLurkin
The Czar shook his head and said, "I am the Czar of all the Russias, and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

I didn't see it comming. I should have. I didn't. Thanks for that. lol.

12 posted on 12/23/2011 6:47:08 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (Liberals draw conclusions on clouds with invisible ink from a unicorn horn dipped in Pixidust!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies ]

To: BenLurkin
As so often happens on this thread after reading that I smacked my palm against my forehead and groaned.

I will now commence forwarding it.

17 posted on 12/23/2011 7:15:45 AM PST by Pan_Yan
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson