Well, that might be true.
Posted on 12/28/2011 12:10:08 PM PST by RockinRight
Like the pathetic commie who lives in OUR White House, this creep was but another communist who was hell-bent on destroying freedom!
Well, that might be true.
Seems Kim and Obama have the same story teller.
We always knew he was full of S#!7...........
-He wrote over 1,500 books in a three year time-span.
-He wrote six full operas that are considered by experts to be the best six operas ever created.
-The first time he played golf in 1994, he shot 11 hole-in-ones and was 38 under par (verified by all of his bodyguards, no less). From there, he nearly always shot several hole-in-ones any time he golfed.
-He began walking at just three weeks old and could fluently speak at just eight weeks old.
-People the world over receive plastic surgery to try to look more like Kim Jong-Il. His hair and clothing styles are also widely mimicked.
-His birthday is highly celebrated throughout the world.
-He had the ability to control the weather and it usually reflected his moods.
-He invented hamburgers as a way to provide a new tasty food for his impoverished people.
Looks like this guy has some competition.
Only one picture of the interior of one of these trains has been found. It is apparently of the bathroom, which of course the never-pooping Kim Jong-Il never actually used:
And another mythology is born.
Had me right up to there...
Missed it by this much
"What does it MEAN?"
Kim Jong-il ping
Whoda thunk he was a Putt-Putt fan!
Whether that's your "real" name is less clear. Presumably if you were born there your parents would hold out for an American-style name, and something similar would be the case with Chinese or Koreans.
-He never pooped (perhaps that contributed to his declining health).
-He wrote over 1,500 books in a three year time-span.
-He wrote six full operas that are considered by experts to be the best six operas ever created.
-The first time he played golf in 1994, he shot 11 hole-in-ones and was 38 under par (verified by all of his bodyguards, no less). From there, he nearly always shot several hole-in-ones any time he golfed.
-He began walking at just three weeks old and could fluently speak at just eight weeks old.
-People the world over receive plastic surgery to try to look more like Kim Jong-Il. His hair and clothing styles are also widely mimicked.
-His birthday is highly celebrated throughout the world.
-He had the ability to control the weather and it usually reflected his moods.
-He invented hamburgers as a way to provide a new tasty food for his impoverished people.
There's a Chuck Norris joke in here somewhere.
Big deal, I shot 12 hole in ones the first time I played Pocono Go Karts and Putt-Putt Fun Center.
Beyond belief for us Westerners, but then again, when you live in an isolated society completely without rational thought, then the irrational becomes truth. It is all soooo “Orwellian”, and rightfully so, as Orwell saw what total government control can do. Striking here is the similarities to Orwell’s “Ministry of Truth”, whose sole job it was was to alter history to make Big Brother all knowing. And anyone who was deemed criminal was made into an “unperson”...they ceased to exist becomes all recorded history of them was erased.
Dear friends, what you see here IS the leftist media in the United States. If you repeat lies often enough, it becomes the truth. Lies like the tea party is racist, or that Palin is stupid, or that Hussein is smart. All lies. And there are many ignorant lefty nutjobs who fall for it, just like the North Koreans. Fortuantely, we are not isolated (yet), but if the current government has its way, they can control internet content, and therefore BECOME the “Ministry of Truth”.
“those who control the past, control the present. Those who control the present, control the future”. We feel sorry for the North Koreans, but we are fed false propaganda by our own government every day.
Will we ever live in freedom again in America?
-He never pooped (perhaps that contributed to his declining health).
-He wrote over 1,500 books in a three year time-span.
-He wrote six full operas that are considered by experts to be the best six operas ever created.
-The first time he played golf in 1994, he shot 11 hole-in-ones and was 38 under par (verified by all of his bodyguards, no less). From there, he nearly always shot several hole-in-ones any time he golfed.
-He began walking at just three weeks old and could fluently speak at just eight weeks old.
-People the world over receive plastic surgery to try to look more like Kim Jong-Il. His hair and clothing styles are also widely mimicked.
-His birthday is highly celebrated throughout the world.
-He had the ability to control the weather and it usually reflected his moods.
-He invented hamburgers as a way to provide a new tasty food for his impoverished people.
If algore had been elected, the media would have been reporting this stuff on his inauguration day.
-He wrote over 1,500 books in a three year time-span.
-He wrote six full operas that are considered by experts to be the best six operas ever created.
-The first time he played golf in 1994, he shot 11 hole-in-ones and was 38 under par (verified by all of his bodyguards, no less). From there, he nearly always shot several hole-in-ones any time he golfed.
-He began walking at just three weeks old and could fluently speak at just eight weeks old.
-People the world over receive plastic surgery to try to look more like Kim Jong-Il. His hair and clothing styles are also widely mimicked.
-His birthday is highly celebrated throughout the world.
-He had the ability to control the weather and it usually reflected his moods.
-He invented hamburgers as a way to provide a new tasty food for his impoverished people.
That's nothing compared to OUR Dear Reader:
-Nationalized health care and ADDED 45 million people to the roles all the while REDUCING it's cost. (plus they get to keep their doctors)
-Speaking of golf: Has the physical stamina to play 2 rounds of golf EVERY weekend.(even during a war)
-Earned the Nobel Peace Prize BEFORE doing anything to actually earn it.
-Has been labeled the smartest man to ever occupy the Whitehouse.(and the 4th best one)
-Did not need a birth certificate when he was born because everybody knew it when it happened.
-Personally ended the war in Iraq.
LOL I enjoyed your post!
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