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Jeter gives autograph swag to one-night stands
nypost ^ | December 14, 2011 | EMILY SMITH and TARA PALMERI

Posted on 12/28/2011 8:28:19 PM PST by doug from upland

Not so classy, captain!

Yankees star Derek Jeter, one of New York’s most eligible hunks since his split with longtime gal pal Minka Kelly, is bedding a bevy of beauties in his Trump World Tower bachelor pad — and then coldly sending them home alone with gift baskets of autographed memorabilia.

The Yankees captain’s wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am kiss-offs came to light when he mistakenly pulled the stunt twice on the same woman — forgetting she had been an earlier conquest, a pal told The Post.

“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.

“This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball,” the pal said.

“He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!”

Jeter, who fiercely guards his privacy to protect his All-American image and multimillion-dollar marketability, split with the gorgeous actress Kelly this summer and has been playing the field ever since.

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1 posted on 12/28/2011 8:28:25 PM PST by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland

That can’t be right.

I thought he and A-Rod were going steady.


2 posted on 12/28/2011 8:31:54 PM PST by MAexile (Bats left, votes right)
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To: doug from upland

“I prostituted myself, and all I got was a gift basket!”


3 posted on 12/28/2011 8:34:13 PM PST by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
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To: doug from upland
“He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!”

She must have liked it.

4 posted on 12/28/2011 8:35:33 PM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: doug from upland

Hilarious comment to the article:

“Awkward...my girlfriend gave me an autographed Jeter baseball for my birthday.”

Heh!


5 posted on 12/28/2011 8:38:15 PM PST by Free Vulcan (Election 2012 - No Prisoners. No Mercy.)
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To: doug from upland

Wouldn’t cash in an envelope be more to the point?


6 posted on 12/28/2011 8:39:08 PM PST by A_perfect_lady
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To: doug from upland
Remember me??? Sure don't...
7 posted on 12/28/2011 8:41:42 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: doug from upland
Sounds like Jeter is plowing the field, not playing it.
8 posted on 12/28/2011 8:44:08 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Liberals, Useful Idiots Voting for Useless Idiots...)
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To: MAexile
That can’t be right.

I thought he and A-Rod were going steady.

Nah, that's Pedroia and Ellsbury you're thinking about.

9 posted on 12/28/2011 8:48:14 PM PST by Yankee (ANNOY THE RNC: NOMINATE NEWT GINGRICH!)
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To: doug from upland
Years after Derek passes away, I envision a bunch of women showing up on Antiques Roadshow with their Grandmother's autographed Derek Jeter baseballs.

They won't appraise too high because of all the stains left by their Grandmother's tears.

10 posted on 12/28/2011 8:49:21 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Liberals, Useful Idiots Voting for Useless Idiots...)
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To: Free Vulcan

Even funnier if she gives you TWO autographed Jeter balls.


11 posted on 12/28/2011 8:50:24 PM PST by Orange1998 (Obama also inherited AAA credit rating.)
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To: A_perfect_lady
Wouldn’t cash in an envelope be more to the point?

That would be prostitution. This way the "lady" has to sell the autographed ball to get her ten dollars and everything is legal.

12 posted on 12/28/2011 8:51:19 PM PST by oldbrowser (They are Marxists, don't call them democrats)
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To: Free Vulcan

Yes, I saw that comment. Too funny.


13 posted on 12/28/2011 8:52:08 PM PST by doug from upland (Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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To: oldbrowser

Amazon has the value at $170.


14 posted on 12/28/2011 8:55:17 PM PST by doug from upland (Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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To: scott7278
It's good to be Jeter.

I should have paid more attention in little league.

15 posted on 12/28/2011 8:57:01 PM PST by oldbrowser (They are Marxists, don't call them democrats)
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To: A_perfect_lady

“Wouldn’t cash in an envelope be more to the point?”

####

It certainly would.

However, the admission that Jeter is indeed actually paying for sex, would be a blow to his enormous ego and sense of self-importance.

Lou Gehrig, this juvenile prick, ain’t.


16 posted on 12/28/2011 8:58:28 PM PST by EyeGuy (2012: When the Levee Breaks)
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To: doug from upland

I’ll bet if they they “hooked up” with a NASCAR driver they could get a cool basket with a smashed quarter panel from Bristol and an autographed, race-used Goodyear tire from Talladega. Baseball players are cheap.


17 posted on 12/28/2011 8:59:25 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Stop BIG Government Greed!!!!!)
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To: doug from upland

Well, now she has two balls.


18 posted on 12/28/2011 9:01:33 PM PST by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: doug from upland

She should have been upgraded to a signed bat. C’mon, Jeter!


19 posted on 12/28/2011 9:02:40 PM PST by CainConservative ( Newt/Marco 2012 not Willard & Barack aka the Abortion Kings!!)
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To: doug from upland

And you wonder why his average is below .300 and he only hits ground balls to the right side.

At least guys like Joe DiMaggio and Sandy Koufax knew when to quit while on top. We are seeing the problem with paying long-term, multi-year multi-million contracts to these guys.


20 posted on 12/28/2011 9:02:40 PM PST by oldbill
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To: doug from upland
I'm sure these party chicks are very excited to get a signed baseball cap after their dalliance.

What a ridiculous story.

21 posted on 12/28/2011 9:03:56 PM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: doug from upland

The hoes hoed around with the main hoe..
Something sucks and it ain’t Jeter..


22 posted on 12/28/2011 9:05:15 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: oldbill

Koufax had no choice but to leave the game. He had a painful arthritic elbow.


23 posted on 12/28/2011 9:05:24 PM PST by doug from upland (Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
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To: doug from upland

Jeter is always scoring !


25 posted on 12/28/2011 9:08:37 PM PST by Whitebread
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To: doug from upland

Treat her nice, do it twice!


26 posted on 12/28/2011 9:09:03 PM PST by 38special (words of wisdom)
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To: doug from upland

Sluts get what they deserve, and that definitely includes the idiot who did it twice even though he didn’t remember her from the first time.


27 posted on 12/28/2011 9:28:03 PM PST by Williams (Honey Badger Don't Care)
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To: Williams

I wonder if these women claim this stuff on their income taxes


28 posted on 12/28/2011 9:30:29 PM PST by mriguy67
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To: Williams

I wonder if these women claim this stuff on their income taxes


29 posted on 12/28/2011 9:31:03 PM PST by mriguy67
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To: doug from upland

I guess they all look the same after awhile...


30 posted on 12/28/2011 9:40:52 PM PST by Lucky2 (NObama - Done in One)
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To: MAexile
I thought he and A-Rod were going steady.

He hasn't made it through the entire list of Hollywood starlets yet (after the guys before him)!

31 posted on 12/28/2011 9:44:10 PM PST by MamaDearest
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To: Yankee

32 posted on 12/28/2011 9:47:07 PM PST by KantianBurke (Where was the Tea Party when Dubya was spending like a drunken sailor?)
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To: doug from upland
In his prime, there was nobody better than Jeter at shortstop.
Still amazed by some of his defensive plays.
Never got into trouble from doping or running his mouth, to my knowledge anyway.
Tries to keep his private life private.
Been a Yankee fan since a kid (That's from when Dizzy Dean was broadcasting the *Game of the week* on TV Saturday afternoon).

Nuff said :^)

33 posted on 12/28/2011 10:08:32 PM PST by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: doug from upland

Why do people continue to care what other grown-ups do behind closed doors?


34 posted on 12/28/2011 10:54:28 PM PST by Grunthor (Do you worship the State or do you worship the Lord? There is no middle ground.)
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To: doug from upland
That's hilarious. "Thanks for coming, and please enjoy this lovely gift basket to share with the Yankee fans in your life. Go Yankees!"

I wonder if Jeter prepares a bunch of these gift baskets every weekend - a regular chore like laundry or something. What a life.
35 posted on 12/28/2011 10:59:09 PM PST by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: Kickass Conservative

Anderson Cooper wants his balls signed by A-Rod.


36 posted on 12/28/2011 10:59:34 PM PST by dragonblustar (Allah Ain't So Akbar!)
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To: Grunthor

In Western societies that concern often derives from the 6th chapter of Paul’s letter to the Corinthians, and similar sources.


37 posted on 12/28/2011 11:04:11 PM PST by Pelham (Islam. The original Evil Empire)
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To: dragonblustar
>”Anderson Cooper wants his balls signed by A-Rod”<

I hope A-Rod isn't using a Sharpie.

38 posted on 12/28/2011 11:04:30 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Liberals, Useful Idiots Voting for Useless Idiots...)
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To: doug from upland

Maybe he should start giving them signed Valtrex tablets.


39 posted on 12/28/2011 11:08:08 PM PST by MediaMole
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To: oldbrowser
It's good to be Jeter.

I should have paid more attention in little league.

Just go out and find yourself a woman and you'll be doing the same thing that Jeter is doing.

40 posted on 12/28/2011 11:34:56 PM PST by usadave
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To: Free Vulcan

hahahaha


41 posted on 12/28/2011 11:44:04 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: doug from upland

Jeter isn’t a boy and the people he’s dating aren’t girls. These are adults, and if their lifestyle turns out to be degrading they have only themselves to blame. I honestly can’t work up a lot of pity for people on either side whose lives are poisoned by celebrity. Possibly giving a woman you’ve slept with an autographed baseball makes sense in whatever context they’re inhabiting, but I sincerely thank God I’m not.


42 posted on 12/28/2011 11:52:19 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: The Cajun

I used to love to listen to Ole Diz and Peewee do the games. I can still hear Diz say “I believe I’ll have me another Falstaff Peewee”. He was probably pretty hammered by the seventh inning stretch.


43 posted on 12/29/2011 12:10:39 AM PST by Artem55
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To: doug from upland

In my mind I picture a TV game show set with some “Barker’s Beauty” type giving the women a “lovely parting gift” as they are shown to the door. “Thanks for playing Jump The Jeter”


44 posted on 12/29/2011 12:16:09 AM PST by Artem55
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To: Artem55
He was probably pretty hammered by the seventh inning stretch

LOL, from stories I've read, he was.
His first partner before PeeWee was Buddy Blattner.
Blattner left because he said old Diz was hard to work with when he got *All twisted off* :^)

45 posted on 12/29/2011 12:55:30 AM PST by The Cajun (Palin, Free Republic, Mark Levin, Rush, Hannity......Nuff said.)
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To: doug from upland

What’s really creepy is that he has a tape of Bob Sheppard introduce him just before he enters the bedroom:

“Your attention please (please)...
Now batting (batting)..
The shortstop (shortstop)...
Derek Jeter (Jeter)...
Number Two (Two)...”


46 posted on 12/29/2011 1:07:59 AM PST by OrangeHoof (Obama: The Dr. Kevorkian of the American economy.)
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To: doug from upland

Who is Jeter?/S


47 posted on 12/29/2011 3:34:47 AM PST by Rappini (Pro Deo et Patria)
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To: doug from upland
Jeter appears to be a busy guy.
48 posted on 12/29/2011 3:50:32 AM PST by Fresh Wind ('People have got to know whether or not their President is a crook.' Richard M. Nixon)
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To: Billthedrill
Possibly giving a woman you’ve slept with an autographed baseball makes sense in whatever context they’re inhabiting,

Or it could be just the imaginings of the "source" or the reporter.

49 posted on 12/29/2011 3:52:37 AM PST by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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To: oldbill
At least guys like Joe DiMaggio and Sandy Koufax knew when to quit while on top. We are seeing the problem with paying long-term, multi-year multi-million contracts to these guys.

You apparently missed his .327/.383/.428/.811 performance in the 2nd half last year. A little swing tweaking straightened him out. By comparison the superstar Jose Reyes hit .305/.356/.428/.784 over the same period.

50 posted on 12/29/2011 3:58:47 AM PST by Straight Vermonter (Posting from deep behind the Maple Curtain)
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