Jeter gives autograph swag to one-night stands

nypost ^ | December 14, 2011 | EMILY SMITH and TARA PALMERI

[MAexile]

That can’t be right.

I thought he and A-Rod were going steady.

[scott7278]

“I prostituted myself, and all I got was a gift basket!”

[Moonman62]

“He basically gave her the same gift twice because he’d forgotten hooking up with her the first time!”

She must have liked it.

[Free Vulcan]

Hilarious comment to the article:

“Awkward...my girlfriend gave me an autographed Jeter baseball for my birthday.”

Heh!

[A_perfect_lady]

Wouldn’t cash in an envelope be more to the point?

[Chode]

Remember me??? Sure don't...

[Kickass Conservative]

Sounds like Jeter is plowing the field, not playing it.

[Yankee]

That can’t be right.

I thought he and A-Rod were going steady.

Nah, that's Pedroia and Ellsbury you're thinking about.

[Kickass Conservative]

Years after Derek passes away, I envision a bunch of women showing up on Antiques Roadshow with their Grandmother's autographed Derek Jeter baseballs.

They won't appraise too high because of all the stains left by their Grandmother's tears.

[Orange1998]

Even funnier if she gives you TWO autographed Jeter balls.

[oldbrowser]

Wouldn’t cash in an envelope be more to the point?

That would be prostitution. This way the "lady" has to sell the autographed ball to get her ten dollars and everything is legal.

[doug from upland]

Yes, I saw that comment. Too funny.

[doug from upland]

Amazon has the value at $170.

[oldbrowser]

It's good to be Jeter.

I should have paid more attention in little league.

[EyeGuy]

“Wouldn’t cash in an envelope be more to the point?”

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It certainly would.

However, the admission that Jeter is indeed actually paying for sex, would be a blow to his enormous ego and sense of self-importance.

Lou Gehrig, this juvenile prick, ain’t.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’ll bet if they they “hooked up” with a NASCAR driver they could get a cool basket with a smashed quarter panel from Bristol and an autographed, race-used Goodyear tire from Talladega. Baseball players are cheap.

[KoRn]

Well, now she has two balls.

[CainConservative]

She should have been upgraded to a signed bat. C’mon, Jeter!

[oldbill]

And you wonder why his average is below .300 and he only hits ground balls to the right side.

At least guys like Joe DiMaggio and Sandy Koufax knew when to quit while on top. We are seeing the problem with paying long-term, multi-year multi-million contracts to these guys.