Posted on 12/30/2011 8:18:17 PM PST by Cringing Negativism Network
Go ahead. Follow the link to the actual news story in the (sorry excuse for the ) "news" magazine Time.
I'm not saying Mitt Romney abused his own dog.
Decide for yourself.
"Romney's Cruel Canine Vacation"
The man has no hugh manatee.
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But does he have Barbara Manatee?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpcf_qD3GW4
narrotor: AND NOW ITS TIME FOR SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY
THE PART OF THE SHOW WHERE LARRY COMES OUT AND SINGS A SILLY SONG
WE JOIN LARRY AS HE FOLLOWS THE TRAGIC SAGA OF BARABRA MANATEE
IN THE DAY TIME DRAMA ENDANGERED LOVE
Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
you are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
sent from up above (up above, up above)
you are the one i love (i love, i love, i love)
Bill: “please dont cry Bar-ba-ra,
your a nice Manatee,
you’ve been so good to me
but i must go into the world and to noble things for the good of all
and you cant come because you dont speak Frrrench
au revoir”
Barbara: “but if you leave Bill
who will take me to the ball?
whoese gonna take me to the ball, Bill?
i have a new dress and shoes
a new manatee lipstick
who will take me to the ball?”
Larry: “i’ll take you to the ball Barbara Manatee!”
Barbara: “please dont go”
Bill: “i must”
Barbara: “dont go!”
Bill: “i must!”
Barbara: “dont!!”
Bill: “must!!”
Barbara: “dont dont!!!!”
Bill: “must must!!!!”
Larry: Barbara Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
you are the one for me (one for me, one for me)
sent from up above (a manatee from heaven)
you are the one i love
Barabra Manatee (Manatee, Manatee)
i’ll be your mon amie (mon amie, mon amie)
i’ll take you to the ball(to the ball, to the ball)
i hope your not to tall (you might have trouble dancing)
Barbara: “Bill, ive learned French”
Bill: “you have?”
Barbara: “mais, oui. je suis Manatee. See?”
Bill: “oui, oui mon amie
i always knew you could
i really hoped you would
now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?”
Barbara: “yes, but first, will you take me to the ball?
oh, Bill, will you take me to the ball?”
Bill: “...i cant dance”
Barbara: “you cant!?”
Bill: “no”
Barbara: “i must go”
Bill: “please dont go”
Barbara: “i must”
Bill: “dont go!”
Barbara: “i must!”
Bill: “dont!!”
Barbara: “must!!”
Bill: “dont dont!!!!”
Barbara: “must must!!!!”
Larry: Barbara Mantee (Manatee, Manatee)
you are the one...
smash
Bob: “Larry...what are you doing?”
Larry: “just watchin’ a little TV...Bob”
Bob: “well....maybe you should read a book”
Larry: “yah, ok”
Narrotor: THIS HAS BEEN SILLY SONGS WITH LARRY
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO HEAR BILL SAY
Bill: “oh Bar-ba-ra, ive learned to dance”
Barbara: “oh, Bill”
Article Link to Time Magazine at # 1 .
[Poor Dog had twelve hours of road dust in its eyes; obviously it was terribly frightened as evidenced by the mess it made on top and sides of the car.]
Then check out # 12 .
"The luggage rack is too good for you!"
All the sled dogs will tell you that if you aren’t the lead dog, the view never changes much.
I remember this being a topic of discussion back in 2008, too. That definitely wouldn’t play well among progressives, and liberal-leaning animal loving independents - not to mention the animal lover conservatives (like myself).
I haven't followed the story but if Mitt did do something cruel to a dog someone on our side better pull it out now and run with it. Better to have him politically destroyed now than later when it is too late to save the election.
I haven’t heard that he stopped beating his wife.....
Natural born American dog. At least 35 dog years of age. Irish dual citizenship matters only to birthers, who do not matter. Responsible for more shovel-ready jobs (and at least one hose-ready) job than Barack Hussein Obama. Willing to lick babies. What's not to like?
Anyone looking for a sensitive metro sexual to be in the White House needs to consider Obama...
Which man do you want as an example to your children?
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NEITHER of them but stop pretending the Marxist Kenyan is some hero for spending tax payer dollars to fly that dog BACK to DC from Hawaii for a photo op. It’s clear he doesn’t give a sh*t about that dog except for photo ops.
VERY WEIRD! If they thought so little of the family dog, why even bother to take him along? He would have been much better off in a kennel than strapped onto the top of a car. Seriously, WTF?I can’t imagine doing that to one of our dogs. It’s cruel and it’s dangerous.
There’s no way to explain that away. Good graphic!
Up until the 70s, it was common for you to put your hunting dog into the trunk of your car (pick-ups were for farmers and wives did not want dog hair in the back seat). Go read some bird hunting books from that period, it was accepted and the dogs used to jump in unbidden (because they knew they were going hunting).
Didn’t this happen about the same time that Obama was smoking dope and doing coke?
“spending tax payer dollars to fly that dog “
Amazing that they brought the dog to Hawaii. It is clearly a photo op animal. They have never had a pet before.
Obama is such a phony. Isn’t it clear to everyone?
Thank you my friend and Happy New Year
So how long have you hated dogs?
:)
Fess up.
Lol, funny!
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