I resolve to throw (vote) out the garbage in Washington as best as an individual citizen can.
In order to properly understand my resolution, a little history is in order:
Dieting - New Year Resolutions
2008: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.
2009: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.
2010: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2011: I will work out 3 days a week.
2012: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
I plan to stop double posting.
I plan to stop double posting.
Quit smoking.
Cut back drinking.
Become a real Christian, or work on it.
Work with conservatives to defeat Obama, Romney and the entire left-wing.
I am resolved to lose weight and to seriously begin preparing for when the SHTF.
I’m quitting coke, the soda.
Ride my motorcycle across this great nation.
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I resolve to keep on course no matter how strange 2012 gets.
1). I plan on doubling my carbon footprint. Bigger truck, warm it up in driveway. Every morning.
2). I want to club at least one baby seal.
3). I am going to throw all my batteries and twisty mercury lightbulbs directly into the trash.
4). I am going to go windmill hunting. (what do you think, .308 or 12G/00 Buck?)
5). I need to buy another gun.
6). I need more ammo. I want to buy some every month.
7). I want to hunt at least one endangered species that is holding hostage the property rights of some poor EPA victimized landowner, and drive it to extinction.
8). This year I am no longer going to waste my time trying to convert the ignorant (ie; “liberals”). They will get in my way at their peril.
9). I plan on buying gold, so when the socialists finally collapse the economy I can pay off my house with what is now 100 dollars of gold.
10). Duct tape. LOTS of duct tape.
To throw Hussein out of office and replace him with a conservative.
To send many other socialist politicians packing too.
We can have a very very Happy New Year’s Eve next year, after The TEA Party is heard in the 2012 elections.
Happy New Year!
Work a little harder, exercise more, get certain maintenance issues on my sailboat taken care of, leave marina life and start living more on the hook.
Above: FreeRepublic server, Cheetah One
I exect to kee this one......
I hereby resolve to make no other resolutions.
I will not invade my nieghbors house because I need “ Living Space”.
Also no more launching of manned space missons in my back yard.
And no more underwater basket weaving.
To get myself better organized! :)=^..^=