Posted on 01/06/2012 5:27:25 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Welcome back!!!
http://youtu.be/4zJWA3Vo6TU
Tamp! Trump!
I give this a 10. It has a good beat and I can dance to it.
She does have a wholesome, debauched girl-next-door quality about her, doesn’t she?
If that was Reno, I’d be blinded for life. It’s the guy from American Idol.
Thanks for the exposure....the Amazon sales have slipped a bit lately......
Don't sell the man short. According to the cover he's the king of ALL the taverns.
Plus she’s not one of those anorexic twig-chicks that if you hit too hard, you’d snap in two.
I’m shocked, SHOCKED I tell ya, that MC Pooh’s album has a parental advisory sticker on it.
Mr. Bat will be found to be a serial killer with over forty bodies in his attic.
Obama Virus: Inserts “ah” or “um” between every 5th word in any text document. Inserts pauses of random length and frequency in to all text-to-speech applications. In any text docuemtn, it autocorrects the following words to “evil” or “enemy”: Christian, Conservative, Republican.
Is it me, or does Mr. Bat look like Newt?
Aging turns us all into caricatures.
I’m looking for some silly limericks, poems or jokes appropriate for preschoolers or young kids for a program I’m working on. Also, any silly dog or frog jokes.
Here’s a sample that should bring a giggle from a 5-yr. old.
To mother it never did matter
That eating more cake made her fatter
While baking one day
She slipped on some clay
And fell, head first, into the batter
I am really concerned about North Korea’s appointment of the “dear leader”, Kim Jung Ill’s youngest son to be the new leader of North Korea— a nuclear power!
After all, Kim Jung Un (pronounced Kim’s young-un?) had NO military experience whatsoever before daddy made him a four-star general in the military. This is a snot-nose twerp who has never accomplished anything in his life that that would even come close to military leadership: he hasn’t even so much as led a cub scout troop, let alone coached a sports team or commanded a military platoon.
So, setting that aside, next they make him the “beloved leader” of the country. Terrific!!!
Oh, crap! I’m sorry. I just remembered that we did the same thing here, We took a community organizer who has never worn a uniform and made him Commander-in-Chief; a guy who has never led anything more than an ACORN demonstration and made him the leader of this country. Never mind.
So just who is the ugliest?
Steven Tyler
Mick Jagger
Keith Richards
Bob Dylan
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