Posted on 01/10/2012 5:05:41 PM PST by Ancient Drive
This morning I woke up early, ate breakfast then took a nap before starting the day. oh boy, suddenly I'm in the middle of this war of angels. I don't know what the war was about or why. Only a sense of brotherhood united us in the fight. Then comes peace, and all the angels are lined up including myself, in front of us were this group of humanoids with heads of dolphins. They were tapped into everything that ever was, is, and will be (they can tell truth from lie). Then comes a question to all of us: "Will those who came into existence after the original registry please step forward?" I thought to myself "the truth shall set me free" A girl next to me and I stepped forward. The humanoids analyzed us and said we were truthful. The girl and I then acquired this angelic blue glow. I was the angel with power over earthquakes and the girl had some strange markings on her face. I do not know what her power was. So then we were directed through a gate that closed behind us. The moment we stepped in I saw legions of blue glowing angels being exterminated. "They're killing us" I screamed and we started running for our lives. Earth governments, the other angels (original registry), and the earth elements were all against us, and soon I found out that the only way to survive was to plan 2-3 steps ahead of them and fool them, and to this day that is how I have survived. Then I woke up.
Really? I never heard of him.
Who?
I’m shufflin’ thru the Texas sand,
But my head’s in Mississippi.
I’m shufflin’ thru the Texas sand,
But my head’s in Mississippi.
The blues has got a hold of me.
I believe I’m gettin’ dizzy. (Spoken: Help me now.)
I keep thinkin’ ‘bout that night in Memphis,
Lord, I thought I was in Heaven.
I keep thinkin’ ‘bout that night in Memphis,
I thought I was in Heaven.
But I was stumblin’ thru the parking lot
Of an invisible seven eleven. (Spoken: What was I doin out there?)
Last night I saw a cowgirl.
She was floatin’ across the ceiling.
And last night I saw a naked cowgirl.
She was floatin’ across the ceiling.
She was mumblin to some howlin’ wolf
About some voodoo healin’. (Spoken: Mmm Baby.)
Where’s my head baby?
Somewhere in Mississippi.
Yeah? Well, my brother once dreamed he ate a giant marshmallow, and when he woke up, discovered his pillow was gone!
Sounds kinda similar to the nightmare I had last night - you see I discovered that some vandals had trashed my new WRX. Apparently, it was still drivable, but the body was all dented and beat up. Then I woke up, whew, just a dream.
/johnny
Hire my husband. He could handle that. :)
/johnny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2ET5K6zY0
The Big Lebowski...What condition my condition was in.
The flip side is that a man that calls himself 'Deef Smif' should know a bit, even a little bit about Texas oil country. And how that Mississippi crude runs under Texas.
/johnny
The flip side is that a man that calls himself 'Deef Smif' should know a bit, even a little bit about Texas oil country. And how that Mississippi crude runs under Texas.
/johnny
Got kids? Sounds like you had “Shark Boy & Lava Girl” on in the background.
The sound of a Popp’n Johnny sooths the soul for a deep sleep.
But I do stick with the 'Deef Smif' pronunciation. I live here.
/johnny
I hold in my hand the envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnall's porch since noon today. No one knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your borderline divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers having never before seen the questions.
see also 1983... A Merman I Should Turn to Be
Yes, he has.
Different kinds of cheese can generate different kinds of dreams. Did you eat any cheese before going to sleep? Cheddar is pretty mild but Roquefort and blue can gin up some real wild dreams. So can Gouda.
This is actually a great plot for a movie.
I have a dream about a girl with three mouths.
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