Don't forget:
7. I leap with amazing swiftness and unreal strength over 20 feet in the air, and with a hideous screech, pounce on a person with my massive claws holding him (or her) down by the spinal column-- allowing my massive jaws lined with vicious, unbelieveably sharp teeth to effortlessly snap 5 to 10 pound lumps of flesh from their body, with arcs of crimson blood looping lazily through the air, as they scream their dying scream.
It's my most endearing quality.
7. I leap with amazing swiftness and unreal strength over 20 feet in the air, and with a hideous screech, pounce on a person with my massive claws holding him (or her) down by the spinal column-- allowing my massive jaws lined with vicious, unbelieveably sharp teeth to effortlessly snap 5 to 10 pound lumps of flesh from their body, with arcs of crimson blood looping lazily through the air, as they scream their dying scream.
It's my most endearing quality.
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If I may, please allow me to sum this up:
1. You are sensitive.
2. You are generous.
3. You are forgiving.
4. You are understanding.
5. You are modest.
6. You are stylishly dressed, yet humble and unassuming.
7. You are athletically gifted, and not sadistic, choosing to spare your chosen food a long, painful death. Instead, you choose to grant them a short, excruciatingly painful death, which in the end is a kindness.