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Dear JR and FreeRepublic: I haven't been laid by anyone but my hairy cellmate in years so I got zot

Posted on 01/31/2012 7:28:52 PM PST by srm913

Edited on 01/31/2012 8:21:00 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

Thank you, FR, for the truly marvelous entertainment (as I haven't been laid in so long I get no other entertainment other than watching people on here like a perv stalker) . While lurking tonight (the internet version of peeping in your windows) for the first time in ages, the amount of schadenfreude I'm experiencing is bordering on orgasmic (which is the closest I've gotten to the real thing in years).

Y'all have a blessed day. I certainly will! (after I go play hide the Anthony Wiener with my 'blue' friends who have nothing else to do either other than peep at websites they were banned from.)


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister
KEYWORDS: mittbot; myth; troll; victorkilo; vikingcats; zot; zuluoscartango
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To: srm913

You’ll be choking on it soon enough!

IBTZ!


21 posted on 01/31/2012 8:04:18 PM PST by Shelayne (NO ROMNEY--NOT NOW--NOT EVER!)
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To: srm913
listen stooopid, the convention isn't over yet...

Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!!!
23 posted on 01/31/2012 8:05:07 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: srm913

schadenfreude all you want to stupid... we all are being Bained


24 posted on 01/31/2012 8:05:17 PM PST by exhaustedmomma (All might be free if they valued freedom, and defended it as they should. Samuel Adams)
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To: sockmonkey
I wonder if I got here in time to be IBTZ, too?

I don't think so. He, she or tt was vaporized pretty quickly. The thread itself vanished for a while, then made it into Breaking News for a brief spell and now lives on as a tribute to the power of the VKs.

25 posted on 01/31/2012 8:05:55 PM PST by re_nortex (DP...that's what I like about Texas.)
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To: srm913

IBTZ


26 posted on 01/31/2012 8:06:35 PM PST by HelloooClareece ("We make war that we may live in peace". Aristotle)
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To: srm913

Mitt is the nominee? When did I miss the other 40 some odd states voting? I guess I forgot to set my alarm clock for about six months.

Even then, why celebrate? Seriously, is your life so meaningless that you cheer some people on a website not having their favorite nominee win one primary?

Its the internet dude, grow up.


27 posted on 01/31/2012 8:06:50 PM PST by mnehring
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To: sockmonkey

Seems that our poster has been suspended (or banned), way to go srm912. Proves that you don’t insult the biggest gorilla in the room. LOL!


28 posted on 01/31/2012 8:06:54 PM PST by doc1019 (Romney will never get my vote!)
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30 posted on 01/31/2012 8:08:05 PM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: srm913

hahahah....say that to our face..wuss


31 posted on 01/31/2012 8:08:05 PM PST by hope
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To: srm913

Aren’t you worried your corner in West Santa Monica will be taken?


33 posted on 01/31/2012 8:10:38 PM PST by moehoward
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To: srm913

It appears that Romney’s sycophants have the same character as him... that will surely unite the party and put our country back on the right track; keep it classy SRM. You people are becoming more and more despicable by the minute.

IATZ.


34 posted on 01/31/2012 8:10:59 PM PST by Lilpug15 (The Forgotten Man: He works, he votes and he generally prays - but He Always Pays": Sumner)
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To: All

This one didn’t do anything but post a bunch of articles in 2004 and 2005 - never responded to anyone and hasn’t been back since.

I suspect this is someone else using this account - no loss either way.


35 posted on 01/31/2012 8:11:07 PM PST by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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36 posted on 01/31/2012 8:12:06 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: doc1019
"seems that our poster has been suspended (or banned)"

Yeppers! I love the smell of ozone from the almighty ZOT!

37 posted on 01/31/2012 8:12:47 PM PST by Ron C.
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I have worked out that IBTZ probably stands for In Bed Total Zero. Or might it be Idiot Boy (The Zoo).


38 posted on 01/31/2012 8:13:43 PM PST by Peter ODonnell
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To: F15Eagle; TLI
http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:srm913/index?tab=articles

His next most-recent post was 29 May 2005.

39 posted on 01/31/2012 8:13:57 PM PST by cynwoody
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To: srm913

IBTZ


40 posted on 01/31/2012 8:17:09 PM PST by Onelifetogive (I tweet, too... @Onelifetogive)
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