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Posted on 02/03/2012 5:16:56 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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Football and the Blonde

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was... ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like...Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!”


41 posted on 02/03/2012 9:35:16 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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I thought that was one of the best Photoshop jobs I had seen to date till I found that the pic is genuine. Harpers Bazaar Feb 2012. That really is 62 year old Vera Wang in a swimsuit and heels. I think she is now officially the oldest broad I would hit.


42 posted on 02/03/2012 9:41:22 AM PST by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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43 posted on 02/03/2012 10:09:03 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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44 posted on 02/03/2012 10:14:49 AM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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45 posted on 02/03/2012 10:18:54 AM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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46 posted on 02/03/2012 10:30:01 AM PST by Baynative (The penalty for not participating in politics is you will be governed by your inferiors.)
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47 posted on 02/03/2012 10:39:44 AM PST by Tarantulas ( Illegal immigration - the trojan horse that's treated like a sacred cow)
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48 posted on 02/03/2012 10:43:15 AM PST by unique1
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49 posted on 02/03/2012 10:47:54 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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50 posted on 02/03/2012 10:48:57 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Clay Moore

LOL ... stolen :-)


51 posted on 02/03/2012 10:49:26 AM PST by Fast Moving Angel (NewtÂ’s not a perfect candidate but Jesus isnÂ’t running this year. - shoff)
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Michelle Obama (on Ellen) doing push ups
52 posted on 02/03/2012 11:06:20 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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For starters, chin to the floor ladies.

Second, her tomb stone should read "Here lies grace, for it never left her body"

53 posted on 02/03/2012 12:20:48 PM PST by fml
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54 posted on 02/03/2012 1:13:55 PM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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55 posted on 02/03/2012 1:26:52 PM PST by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
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To: Lucky9teen

Waste of bandwidth...


56 posted on 02/03/2012 1:27:46 PM PST by Monkey Face (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
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57 posted on 02/03/2012 2:23:54 PM PST by Fast Moving Angel (NewtÂ’s not a perfect candidate but Jesus isnÂ’t running this year. - shoff)
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58 posted on 02/03/2012 3:23:25 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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59 posted on 02/03/2012 3:28:46 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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60 posted on 02/03/2012 3:33:31 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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