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1 posted on 02/03/2012 5:16:57 AM PST by Lucky9teen

To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

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2 posted on 02/03/2012 5:18:33 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

4 posted on 02/03/2012 5:20:25 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)

5 posted on 02/03/2012 5:20:46 AM PST by FroggyTheGremlim (Excommunicate evildoers)

You snuck in early Lucky!

Happy Friday!!!

6 posted on 02/03/2012 5:24:11 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

Question: If your pig has a slight wound, what do you put on it?

Answer: Oink-ment.

7 posted on 02/03/2012 5:24:25 AM PST by Drawsing (The fool shows his annoyance at once. The prudent man overlooks an insult. (Proverbs 12:16))

Thanks again for posting this thread each week, Lucky.

8 posted on 02/03/2012 5:26:18 AM PST by glennaro

9 posted on 02/03/2012 5:28:11 AM PST by cartan

In case you missed this one:

Proof that you can never underestimate the innovativeness of American farm boys:

At a high school in Minnesota, a group of boy students played a prank. They let three goats loose inside the school. But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

School administrators spent the rest of the day looking for the goat with No. 3 painted on it.

10 posted on 02/03/2012 5:30:27 AM PST by glennaro

12 posted on 02/03/2012 5:34:45 AM PST by Monkey Face (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)

13 posted on 02/03/2012 5:41:06 AM PST by Past Your Eyes (I'm not cut out to suffer fools like this.)

14 posted on 02/03/2012 5:42:16 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)

15 posted on 02/03/2012 5:43:44 AM PST by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)

When I saw this picture:

It reminded me of this fortune cookie:

16 posted on 02/03/2012 5:57:47 AM PST by kosciusko51 (Enough of "Who is John Galt?" Who is Patrick Henry?)

17 posted on 02/03/2012 6:01:50 AM PST by Tatze (I reject your reality and substitute my own!)

Once upon a time, there was a gentle village of people known as Twids who lived at the bottom of a great mountain. Each week the Twids would take their produce to market in a city on the other side of the mountain. Unfortunately, the Twids would take the long way around the mountain rather than taking the pass over the top. This was because there was a giant who lived on the top of the mountain. Whenever any Twids tried to go over the mountain the giant would come out and kick them all back down to their village.

A travelling Rabbi sojourned with the Twids for a time, and finally asked why they took the long way to market? He was told about the giant who kicked the Twids down the mountain. The Rabbi offered to go with the people and speak on their behalf if they would try again. The Rabbi was convinced that if the giant understood the Twids meant no harm, he would allow them to pass over the mountain.

Most of the Twids thought this was silly, but the Rabbi prevailed on a small number to make the attempt with him. As he climbed, he said his prayers and rehearsed what he would say to the giant. Soon the intrepid band reached the edge of the giant’s home, at which point he stormed out of his house and kicked all the Twids back down the mountain. But he did not touch the Rabbi.

When he was finished, the holy man asked, “O, giant, why did you kick all the rest off the mountain, but leave me standing here alone?” The giant answered:

Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Twids.

21 posted on 02/03/2012 6:39:38 AM PST by ArGee (Reality - what a concept.)