Time for a Change of Underwear

No source, forwarded in email | February 4, 2012 | Unknown

[sevinufnine]

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad...

[sevinufnine]

There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad...

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better.

[sevinufnine]

[sevinufnine]

[sevinufnine]

Sorry folks...I couldn’t help myself but to post this joke from my amazing aunt who is nearly 80 yrs old. Obama wouldn’t stand a chance against her!

[KoRn]

I change my underwear once a year, whether it’s needed or not.

[dalereed]

The mexican army changes underware by putting the brown stripe on the outside!

[sevinufnine]

[Cicero]

Fooled me. I thought that the Captain imagined that the crew smelled bad because the Captain needed to change HIS underwear!

[sevinufnine]

HA! Our captain/POTUS need to be changed from head to toe, hell with just the underwear...he stinks from any angle!

[sevinufnine]

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[Gator113]

I thought it was clever. Please tell that “amazing aunt” that she made me laugh. ;>)

People don’t quit laughing because they get old... they get old because they quit laughing. Your aunt sounds like she continues to have the spark of youth.

[digger48]

Pop takes another shot, neat,

Points out the same amber

Stain on his shorts that I’ve got on mine, and

Makes me smell his smell, coming

From me...

[prisoner6]

What is this “underwear” of which yunz all speak? Where would it go on my kilt?

[varon]

I change my underwear once a year, whether it’s needed or not.

Me too, front to back................then, inside out and front to back again..............then I do a Clinton and donate them to get a tax deduction.................

[Old Sarge]

[tumblindice]

There was a first mate from Australia
Who painted his a** like a dahlia;
..The color was fine
..Likewise the design,
The aroma? Now that was a failia.

[sevinufnine]

Yes, my aunt is pretty amazing. Still power walks 2 miles per day, grows a garden, volunteers at hospital twice per week and church pretty much whenever they ask. Hope I have half her energy at her age. She’s nearlyl 80.

[hope]

My take...When your undies are full of Barack, time to toss em!

[sevinufnine]

HA!....at the first SIGN of Barack in the panties...burn the panties and get detoxed.

[hope]

And deloused!