In all seriousness, if you want to get married, the problem might be you and not that there are no good women available.
No, the problem is that God has not put her in my life yet! Not really a problem though...I just need to not try and she will appear if He wants that. I have so much going on in my life that it really is secondary to be honest. And I will attract a good conservative women who know that sex is not nearly as important as spiritual love and that one must replace the other for real growith!