Shall We Declare Moochelle Obama "Our Modern Day Soup Nazi"? More Like "Lunch Box Nazi"

[The_Obama_Gerbil]

Did any of you Freepers ever thought you would see the day where now we have The Obama Chicago Thug Machine sending "Lunch Nazi's" to Kindergartens and Grade Schools? And yet polls say 50% of Americans still approve of Obama and Michelle running the country? What next? A Restroom Nazi making sure we only use 4 sheets of Charmin to wipe ourselves? Or maybe a Burger Czar sneaking into McDonalds observing what are kids are ordering for lunch? Lets all hope the term "Moochelle The Soup Nazi" gets around. The Left Wing Media wont know how how handle it.

[stylecouncilor]

Just saw a story on my local news about Mars candy getting rid of the large size candy bars. Stock up on your jumbo Snickers bars!

[FlingWingFlyer]

Chicken nuggets trump a turkey and cheese sandwich every time. Whodda thunk. It is funny though that some fatass government bureaucrat is upset that you don’t have a veggie in your lunch box so they give you some chicken nuggets. Typical government BS.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

The NAZIs supported state-run healthcare (just one example of their economic policies as ‘national socialists’).

They also believed that the citizens were the property of the state and that their first duty was to serve the state to their utmost, as such, they promoted national exercise, a healthy lifestyle, and healthy eating.

So we don’t need to call the Michelle “Mrs. Ed” Obammie the Commie the Soup Nazi or the lunch-box Nazi. She is simply a Nazi in the true sense of the term (she is a national socialist that believes individual liberty is dependent upon state approval).

[biggredd1]

the 50% commie approval numbers are phony.

[taketheredpill]

I suggest we refer to her as “the soup kitchen” since her posterior is as big as one.

[mathurine]

When you’ de turqui, you don’ whan no turqui samwhiches ‘roun’ heeah.

[FrankR]

[rawcatslyentist]

Come get your lollipops children

[BobP]

Michelle says: Put that meat back in the case. Uh-uh... no soda allowed, put that back, too. Grab some arugula and collards and no more than one turnip... STOP! Put that milk and cheese back, you ain't allowed to eat that! Now, get in your electric mini-car and go home... and remember to watch your thermostat... you know Barack don't want you bein' too hot or too cold and if you don't set it right we'll set it for you from the White Hut. Now, turn off the lights and go to sleep. We'll let you know what to do in the morning. Americans will learn to submit. One big socialistic village.

[WilliamofCarmichael]

Take my wife .. please!

[hapnHal]

Can you tell me what Malia and Sasha had for lunch TODAY? You can call their private school at 202-537-8100. Let's do some investigative work and publish the results!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Obama’s PC Shocktroops:

- Food Fascists

- Pee Police

- Toilet Paper Police (TP Police)

- The Poopers Police (i.e. Bathroom Buddies)

- FDA Farm Fascists

- Classroom Czars

- Contraceptive Commies

- Condom Commies

- Contraception Czars

- Sugar Stormtroopers

- Sweets police

- French Fries Fascists

- Munchies Marxists

- Milk Marxists

- THE GREENS GESTAPO

- Napolitano’s Nazis

- Transportation Thugs

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

RE #17 - Obama with his hand on the Wookie’s rump.

“You’re gonna need a C17 to lift that off the ground”.

[baddog 219]

Will be Posted in every U.S. school....

[mathurine]

You can"t expect an understaffed and overworked “Imperial and Benevolent Corps of Food Monitors”(IBCFM} to handle all the lunch monitor duties. Therefore “Official Food Monitor Youth Groups”(OFMYG)—newly to be created must be formed under the Department of Homeland Security's Division of “This is What is Best for All Concerned (TIWIBFFAC} to check all brown bags and lunch boxes, and especially anything hidden in somebody’s pockets, and immediately eat the contents to save these children from their irresponsible parents who obviously ignored the possibility of aborting them to begin with,and thus are burdened with children, whose lives are now ruined, and then unconsciencibly turned around and put them in public schools instead of putting them in parochial or private schools, or home schooling, where they could eat what their parents thought best. Since this will be a Department of Homeland Security operation, children will henceforward be required to bring a stool sample daily, still steaming smemmilinly and at a temperature of exactly 98.6 degrees, and still in the underwear in which it was originally deposited, to be tested to establish what they have eaten, all of which will be collected by the Federal School Poopy Police (FSPP), rolled in little balls, and recycled for use in nutrition programs for food for Enemies of the Administration, (EOA)When the youth poop has been tested, , if it doesn't meet das gubmint standards, the parents can anticipate surprise home invasion soon by der Food Gestapos Oberman (dFGO) during which their house will be trashed and looted, their dogs shot, and the children removed and placed in the custody of The Federal and UN Child Protective Service (FUNCPS) consisting of persons who absolutely will not seem to be persons like you and me. Thus protected by a benign and all-knowing gubmint they will live happily ever after, or at least as long as the gubmint can afford them, maybe forty years for the good-looking, the politician, or the Nobel Peace Prize winner.

[Conservative4Ever]

I’m waiting for an appointment of a lunch box czar. All your Twinkies are belong to us.

[dupree]

If you really want to know you can go to the school website and check out the menu. They served natural beef tacos, corn chowder, bananas, sweet wheatberry salad, and mexican rice along with other items today.

On the other hand it would be funny if the school got flooded with thousands of inquiries for their secretaries to handle-—a small price for them to pay for having the privilege of the Obamas attending their school.

[Bellflower]

Highlighting the lefts supreme hypocrisy. They have always claimed to be anti government and for freeeedom and yet when a leader they like comes in they lay down their rebellious so called freedoms, roll over and play dead (oh, I forgot they are dead).

[Doe Eyes]

Can you tell me what Malia and Sasha had for lunch TODAY?

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