Barack Obama says Win a Dinner With Sandra Fluke and Support My Re-election

email | 3/2/2012 | Unknown

[RightGeek]

From: Barack Obama
Date: March 2, 2012
To: xxxxxxxx
Subject: This hottie could be yours
Reply-To: info@barackobama.com

Friend --

Tomorrow night, we'll pick the first of four supporters who will get to have dinner with Sandra Fluke. The rest is up to you.

I'm hoping you'll take me up on the invitation and so is Sandra.

Donate $2 or whatever you can today to be automatically entered for the chance to be my guest at a swanky private dinner with Sandra.

These meals are one simple thing that sets my campaign apart. The seats at her table don't belong to any Washington lobbyist or powerful interest.

They go to guys (and sometimes gals) like you.

Donate $2 or more today and be automatically entered to win.

It's not hard to score,

Barack

[liberty or death]

Bring your own condom cause it sounds like she can’t control herself and she’s broke.

[bigbob]

By Rather Rules, as long as it’s fake but accurate, that’s OK!

[Navy Patriot]

Never in the fine (but checkered) history of our White House has any occupant conducted his presidency in such a publicly naive, reckless, vindictive and undignified manor.

That's "manner" you bloomin' salt, the White House is a "manor".

[Son House]

Jimmy Fallon Embarrassed Michele Bachmann Scandal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWeTKuhD_VE&feature=related

[TexasRepublic]

“yes bring your own rubbers, at least that is what they called them when I was a kid.”

Bring three paper bags too. One for her, one for you (in case hers falls off) and one for the poor dog.

[Seaplaner]

LOL, thanks for the correction. Too often I let Mister Spell check do too much work for me, when it does nothing for usage.

Good cache!

[Fedupwithit]

OK, Vegas has set the over/under on the 'Sandra Fluke Exclusive: I have been receiving deather threats' story at 29 hours...

Any takers??

[Navy Patriot]

So GUILTY!

Ping

[GeronL]

is this a joke?

[Navy Patriot]

It's duty, one salt to another. (Don't let on, but I just mizzpelled Lazamataz.)

[al_c]

Now Obama’s pimping her?!

Wouldn’t it be a riot if Rush bid and won??!!!!

[wyokostur]

Maybe she’s one of those *fur traders*....bet Rosie O’donnell will give up $6.00 to buy up all three seats

[jersey117]

Obama is a $2 pimp. LOL. Always reducing the presidency to a new low.

[Rastus]

I’mma gonna fire up some Muddy Waters’ “Mannish Boy.”

[PGR88]

I’ll even bring the contraception!

That’s a better offer than most of her dates so far.

[trappedincanuckistan]

“*fur traders*”

Are those the same as clam bumpers?

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

First prize: dinner with Sandra.

Second prize: dinner with Sandra AND she puts out.

[wyokostur]

Bwahahahahaha!!! *clam bumpers* don’t have any clams here in Wyoming.

[Retired Greyhound]

“I’ll get you to the 5 yard line, but you’ll have to score yourself”.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

For $2 you can have dinner. If you want more, it’ll cost you.