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Is Your Hair Made of Donuts?
WWLP ^ | Tuesday, 06 Mar 2012 | BarbaraMorse

Posted on 03/07/2012 11:22:14 AM PST by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 03/07/2012 11:22:16 AM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

Are your fingernails made of croissants?


2 posted on 03/07/2012 11:23:56 AM PST by nickcarraway
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If my hair was made of donuts I'd be going bald right now.

I LOVE DONUTS.

3 posted on 03/07/2012 11:25:15 AM PST by Mr. Impatient (Some men aren't looking for anything logical, some men just want a tangerine.)
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Is Your Hair Made of Donuts?

No, but I'm pretty sure at this point my Butt is 98% donut ...
4 posted on 03/07/2012 11:25:43 AM PST by Scythian
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To: nickcarraway

Is your nose made of Tofu?


5 posted on 03/07/2012 11:29:51 AM PST by ModelBreaker
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6 posted on 03/07/2012 11:29:51 AM PST by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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To: nickcarraway; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Are your fingernails made of croissants?

No, but I was once a treehouse.

I lived in a cake.


7 posted on 03/07/2012 11:36:44 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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No, but most bread includes an ingredient made from hair and mostly from China.

If you eat bread, you are a cannibal.

What will the vegans do now??


8 posted on 03/07/2012 11:38:00 AM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Phantom Phixer

That’s a-maize-ing.


11 posted on 03/07/2012 12:19:09 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

My hair is not made of donuts, but more than once I have found hair ~in~ my donuts.

Not bad if properly glazed.


12 posted on 03/07/2012 12:53:54 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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How many cats do you have?


13 posted on 03/07/2012 1:18:46 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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14 posted on 03/07/2012 1:38:19 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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"It was after I delivered my first child. About six months after delivering, my joints started to swell in my body to the point where I couldn't work," Feldman said.

So after maternity leave ran out, she went on disability.

Sounds like the M.O. of those on unemployment.

15 posted on 03/07/2012 3:06:16 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
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"How many cats do you have?"

Only one, and he is of the "Virtual"Variety - Here he is -

This is my cat, Smyrgly.
He's half Cheshire, half Schrodinger and half Norwegian Forest Cat.



I know what you're thinking...
"That's three halves!"

Well, we're not completely sure if the Schrodinger half is there at all,
and the Cheshire half seems to appear and then vanish for no reason.

So in reality(?) we have somewhere between one half cat and a cat and a half.


16 posted on 03/07/2012 3:24:59 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: nickcarraway

Homer Price Strikes Again!

17 posted on 03/07/2012 4:24:03 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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18 posted on 03/07/2012 6:39:12 PM PST by synbad600
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To: shibumi

Have you considered exorcism?


19 posted on 03/07/2012 7:01:16 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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He’s good to half around.

I live in a bad neighborhood.


20 posted on 03/07/2012 7:04:46 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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