Family time is at Chucky Cheese, where the toddlers will have more fun than a long trip anyway. Vacations to tropical paradises are to give mommy and daddy a chance to make a brother or sister for the little darlings.
Exactly. When we went on family vacations, it was to visit relatives or see sights around the country that the whole family could enjoy. When my folks wanted to have some fun in Jamaica or New Orleans, me and sis got to stay with Grandma and Grandpa for a week, and everyone was happy.