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But as a Kennedy, so far Caroline hasn't (publicly) bought an election, killed anyone in her car, spent her life drunk in public or used her name to screw every attractive member of the opposite sex. But she has happily used the money from all those to keep a lifestyle absent of any work or contributions.
But Fate shall not be satisfied until the Kennedy Line is ended forever. The Uthurian analogy has always been more than fiction.
Actually, Jackie Kennedy Onassis was photographed in a bikini while water skiing, circa 1975. She took out a cease & desist order against the guy who took her picture; he was the same one who earlier got his jaw busted by Marlon Brando for doing the same paparazzi stuff.
Anyway, it’s not Caroline’s bod that’s the issue; it’s the ugly take no prisoners liberal politics that’s permanently etched into her features.
Ask her what she thinks about what people have said about her Uncle Teddy over the last forty or so years. She’ll sic the Secret Service on your @ss.