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Three monkeys on the loose in Fla.
upi ^ | March. 29, 2012

Posted on 03/30/2012 8:17:35 AM PDT by JoeProBono

BRONSON, Fla., -- Sheriff's deputies in Florida are searching for three monkeys who've been spotted roaming near Williston, Fla.

The Levy County Sheriff's Office said residents in the area of County Road 318/335 reported seeing three monkeys Thursday and deputies searched the area but were unable to locate the animals.

Deputies, however, did discover a fence post with scratches believed to have been left by the monkeys and some hair that seems to have been shed by the animals.

Residents said the monkeys had discovered pet food in their carports and left huge messes.

The sheriff's office said Florida Fish & Wildlife officers have been informed of the situation and are expected to place traps for the monkeys.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: monkey
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1 posted on 03/30/2012 8:17:38 AM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Yeah, Romney, Santorum and Ron Paul.

But wait... didn’t Florida already hold it’s primary?


2 posted on 03/30/2012 8:19:10 AM PDT by samtheman
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To: samtheman
Are they wearing hoodies?



Yea, my bad.
3 posted on 03/30/2012 8:20:40 AM PDT by dblshot (Insanity: electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
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To: JoeProBono

Oh we aren’t gonna go there are we?


4 posted on 03/30/2012 8:21:43 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
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To: JoeProBono

Resisting... not gonna say it and risk banishment.


5 posted on 03/30/2012 8:22:02 AM PDT by ScottinVA (A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
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To: JoeProBono
Residents said the monkeys had discovered pet food in their carports and left huge messes.

Damned OWSers. They're everywhere.

7 posted on 03/30/2012 8:23:18 AM PDT by ScottinVA (A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
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To: Rightly Biased

Lol! I bet this thread gets locked fast! Too tempting...too tempting...


8 posted on 03/30/2012 8:23:29 AM PDT by apillar
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To: dblshot

Wit skittzels n ice teeees!!


9 posted on 03/30/2012 8:23:34 AM PDT by mkboyce
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To: JoeProBono

Those aren’t monkeys! They’re politicians! Get ‘em!


10 posted on 03/30/2012 8:24:18 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (It's time to WEAN the government off of our money.)
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To: JoeProBono
Put them to work...


11 posted on 03/30/2012 8:27:16 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1165 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: JoeProBono

Too easy


12 posted on 03/30/2012 8:28:39 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (No wonder this administration favors abortion; everything they have done is an abortion)
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To: JoeProBono
Three monkeys on the loose in Fla.

MZT's?

13 posted on 03/30/2012 8:30:25 AM PDT by backwoods-engineer (I will vote against ANY presidential candidate who had non-citizen parents.)
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Deputies, however, did discover a fence post with scratches believed to have been left by the monkeys and some hair that seems to have been shed by the animals.

What'd they do... break for a pole dance???

14 posted on 03/30/2012 8:30:57 AM PDT by ScottinVA (A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
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To: null and void


15 posted on 03/30/2012 8:32:05 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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Probably best to just stay out of their way.

16 posted on 03/30/2012 8:32:57 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater (If we had a President, he'd look like Newt.)
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To: dblshot


17 posted on 03/30/2012 8:39:12 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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Wow, only one comment removed so far.

Come on, FReepers, step it up.


18 posted on 03/30/2012 9:10:14 AM PDT by Retired Greyhound (.)
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To: JoeProBono

Gore, Carter, and Kerry.


19 posted on 03/30/2012 9:12:44 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: JoeProBono

20 posted on 03/30/2012 9:12:51 AM PDT by PGR88
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