Dog eats man’s Masters tickets right before he leaves for Augusta

devil ball golf ^ | 4-3-12 | By Jonathan Wall | Devil Ball Golf

[Goldsborough]

"Uh, duh, golf is physical because of, uh. . .duh, herpity and derpity."—Eaker

[Eaker]

Point out where I actually posted the quote you are falsely attributing to me or ask the mods to delete it as Obama-like tactics and lies are not appreciated on FR.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Can’t be that toxic if dogs eat it all the time. Mine has only lately taken to it in the last year!

[the OlLine Rebel]

Do you believe in magic?

[the OlLine Rebel]

If it were a sport, none of them would be fat. We see plenty beer bellies.

OTOH, there are many fat (yet muscular) footballers. And the Chicago White Sox were full of fatties in the ‘80s.

Anyway, it’s a game, not a sport.

[the OlLine Rebel]

I used to have to walk 1.5 mi every day in college. I thought it would be good for me (I am historically a skinny-minnie - weight is not the issue). It never helped my endurance and I kept huffing and puffing any time I had to walk around that much, including my 1st real job which made me walk that long from subway to office. It’s not enough of a work-out.

[Baynative]

Good catch! (an oldie, but goodie)

[Baynative]

You should just give it up. You sound foolish.

(BTW- an 18 hole round is about 5 1/2 miles of walking)

[Carriage Hill]

Cats do too. That’s *maybe* one possible reason why many cats and dogs develop various cancers much too early in their lifespan. Just guessing...

[Eaker]

Quit FReepmailing me.

We have nothing in common as I am not a Romney supporter and I am straight.

You are probably right about your limp wrist preventing you from playing golf well and getting a Glock to cycle rounds though.

[Goldsborough]

Eighteen holes is only five or so miles for those who walk, which are fewer and fewer.

[Goldsborough]

Point out where I actually posted the quote you are falsely attributing to me or ask the mods to delete it as Obama-like tactics and lies are not appreciated on FR.

Just paraphrasing your short bus special argumentation style.

[Goldsborough]

Quit FReepmailing me. We have nothing in common as I am not a Romney supporter and I am straight. You are probably right about your limp wrist preventing you from playing golf well and getting a Glock to cycle rounds though.

No one, straight or gay, has ever sexually propositioned you. Maybe you can get a dog to mount your leg but I doubt you could even interest canines.

[Eaker]

That’s not what you said in your gushing FReepmail ‘lil feller.

Oh, and when I said to work on the limp wrist I meant light weight lifting not bathhouse shenanigans. But I guess you fellers gotta do what you fellers gotta do.

Just leave me out of it and no more FReepmails.

[Goldsborough]

The only freepmailing going on is from people who frequent dog threads telling me what an asshat you are.

[Eaker]

LOL!

Is an “asshat” useful in keeping you wee fellers from hitting on straight men? At least you stopped FReepmailing me. That is something.

[Baynative]

I often play in charity tournaments where carts are included with registration and stocked with complimentary goodies, box lunch etc. I load up my bag, but leave the cart to the player I’m paired with and walk the course, anyway. Removing myself from the course by not walking disconnects me from the game and I never play well. The walk is part of the game and the experience of the environment. With the exception of those who are handicapped, I look at using a cart for golf much like using a cart to go hiking.