[glorgau]

For some reason this makes me think of the chainsaw and the dead horse in Animal House.

[nixonsnose]

While they wait, leave the door open so the ants, mice and vultures will do their job.

Then they can give themselves bonuses for only spending $2.5 mil on the meetings they held to discuss the problem.

[Clay Moore]

Maybe they can find the guys that blew up the whale for some advise.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

I think I saw this on Monty Python once.

[familyop]

Yep, there's all of that and more in Calirado.

[commish]

Some stories you can just stop at the headline and not read any furthur because the images you conjur in your mind are usually so much better than the actual story.

[kalee]

It worked so well with dead beached whale. rolls eyes
What can go wrong?

[blueunicorn6]

Six dead cows? A hockey game that got out of control.

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH - six dead cows that got some bad drugs.

“Awfully nice of that grizzly bear to show us this nice cabin. I think the storm’s over....let’s go out. Wait. The door’s locked. OH NO! WE’RE TRAPPED IN A GRIZZLY BEAR MEAT LOCKER!”

[JrsyJack]

Why not burn the cabin and have steak...

[Slings and Arrows]

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[TSgt]

This has been done before with unfortunate results.

The Exploding Whale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_t44siFyb4

[struggle]

Why not auction off the contents to local butchers.

[eastforker]

OK, this is open for a lot of ideas!

[Cyber Liberty]

What can possibly go wrong here?

I have long held there is not a problem in the world that cannot be solved by the proper application of explosives.

[The Great RJ]

I seem to remember government officials some years ago using explosives to dispose of a dead whale that had washed up on a beach. The blast had some unintended consequences ...primarily huge chunks of decayed whale being blown as much as a mile away and onto bystanders and news crews. I believe the news video of the exploding whale is still available somewhere on the Internet.

[ScottinVA]

Forest Service considering explosives to get rid of frozen cows in Colorado mountain cabin

Let me guess.. some of the NOW gang went up for a mountain getaway, ate a couple hogs and a bushel of potatoes for a snack and couldn't fit back out the cabin door to fetch firewood...

[count-your-change]

This is how Texas bubbaque was invented. Cows froze to death standing up and the herders built fires under the animals to thaw them out. Someone splashed horse liniment on the carcass and the rest is history.

[SaxxonWoods]

I’m in Colorado but I know that horses that drop dead on outfitting trips in Montana are routinely blown up so Griz won’t be attracted. I’ve seen the spec paper with a drawing and instructions. They use several hundred sticks and when done properly the horse simply disappears.

[TexasRepublic]

I read that headline over several times before deciding I was not losing my mind.

[tophat9000]

COW-BOOM!