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Posted on 04/20/2012 5:45:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
“And after the spanking, ...”
Perhaps I should truncate that line, this being a family fourum and all...
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posted on
04/20/2012 10:11:31 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Lucky9teen
"Apparently, I’m supposed to be more outraged by what Mitt Romney does with his money than by what Barack Obama does with mine."
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posted on
04/20/2012 10:21:58 AM PDT
by
unique1
To: Lucky9teen
Not silly and one day early, but Happy San Jacinto Day!
Sadly, I will have a speaking role tomorrow.
63
posted on
04/20/2012 10:24:20 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: martin_fierro
64
posted on
04/20/2012 10:27:28 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
The Importance of walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I’m doing...
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven’t lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!
Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they’ll say,
‘Well, he looks good doesn’t he.’
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
65
posted on
04/20/2012 10:35:03 AM PDT
by
sockhead
(Socialism means equality . . . everyone is equally miserable.)
To: goseminoles
66
posted on
04/20/2012 10:35:33 AM PDT
by
freedomson
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To: Lucky9teen
67
posted on
04/20/2012 10:40:00 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: EQAndyBuzz
68
posted on
04/20/2012 10:46:20 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
69
posted on
04/20/2012 11:06:52 AM PDT
by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: Lucky9teen
Hmmmm......
70
posted on
04/20/2012 11:16:51 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Old Sarge
| Your Personality Is Like Marijuana |
 You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
Nevertheless, you're quite popular, and many people enjoy your company. You're rarely turned down.
You're prone to giggle fits, paranoia, and forgetting where you are exactly.
At your best: You're relaxed, mellow, and without a care in the world.
What people like about being around you: You're accepting, non-judgmental, and often quite insightful.
What people dislike about being around you: You can be a little too spaced out and apathetic.
How addicted people get to you: A lot, but they're having too much fun to notice. |
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posted on
04/20/2012 11:20:50 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
To: r-q-tek86
Classes of ‘80 and ‘81, here!
72
posted on
04/20/2012 11:42:47 AM PDT
by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: secret garden
‘23, ‘39, ‘59, ‘86, and ‘16.
Answering for ‘39 tomorrow
73
posted on
04/20/2012 11:47:09 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: r-q-tek86
Thank you for showing up for them.
74
posted on
04/20/2012 12:06:45 PM PDT
by
secret garden
(Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
To: Old Sarge
Ecstasy. Hate to say it, but it’s accurate. *Groan*
To: secret garden
76
posted on
04/20/2012 12:59:29 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: unique1
Dog.
It’s whats for dinner.
77
posted on
04/20/2012 1:18:23 PM PDT
by
llevrok
(In today's world, environmentalists would find God out of compliance.)
To: Monkey Face
To: mojitojoe
79
posted on
04/20/2012 1:45:50 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
...But maybe she could use a little peril.Oh. Nonperils?(sp?)
80
posted on
04/20/2012 1:49:10 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Beware of people who don't like cats. -- Irish proverb.)
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