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Must have been one helluva TV show.
1 posted on 04/25/2012 4:34:49 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

A bit of proper planning could have prevented this. With the woman in the correct position he could have done both things at once.


2 posted on 04/25/2012 4:36:23 PM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: ConservativeStatement; Lazamataz
I see ya and raise ya...

PSL woman says her 'big breasts' hindered her DUI test performance, affidavit states
4 posted on 04/25/2012 4:40:30 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: ConservativeStatement; a fool in paradise

Some of the porn on TV is better than the real thing sometimes.


5 posted on 04/25/2012 4:40:44 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
Why not do both?

(Of course a pic would help with the proper adjudication).

6 posted on 04/25/2012 4:41:35 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: ConservativeStatement
What is the point of having a GF?


7 posted on 04/25/2012 4:44:38 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: ConservativeStatement

This sounds like a rejected Tivo ad.


10 posted on 04/25/2012 4:53:29 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Or he had a really bad headache! LOL!


11 posted on 04/25/2012 5:02:44 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: ConservativeStatement
I would have thought a quick, slam, bam, thank you mam would have been in order. As Ron White the comedian says, “That’ll shut her Up”.
12 posted on 04/25/2012 5:06:37 PM PDT by Recon Dad (Gas & Petroleum Junkie)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Not a Secret Service Agent it seems.


13 posted on 04/25/2012 5:51:46 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Not a Secret Service Agent it seems.


14 posted on 04/25/2012 5:57:52 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: ConservativeStatement
"I then asked why she was chasing him down the street and she stated she was mad."

Yes, that explains it.

15 posted on 04/25/2012 8:21:37 PM PDT by TChad
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To: ConservativeStatement; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows

Watch Chris Matthews having an Obamagasm and you get 2-for-1.


18 posted on 04/25/2012 11:19:21 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack Obama continued to sponsor Jeremiah Wright after he said "G.D. AMERIKKA!"Where's the outrage?)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Used to happen to me all the time

Now i just give in and allow her to use me like a slave

I endure somehow


20 posted on 04/25/2012 11:23:18 PM PDT by wardaddy (I am a social conservative. My political party left me(again). They can go to hell in a bucket.)
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