[NormsRevenge]

Ya know how ya get that funny 'otherworldly' aftertaste sometimes? unless yur well GERDdified.

a possible explanation for spontaneous human combustion, maybe where folks go sometimes.. pooof.

next thing yaknow yur in another dimension or institution

[NormsRevenge]

The supposed distribution of dark matter throughout the Universe

NASA/UNC

[allmost]

“dark matter” is one of the biggest joke/frauds played on the rest of the grant suckers.

[Hugin]

IF dark matter is intangible, but reacts to gravity, shouldn;t it be sinking down and accumulating in the aarths core? And wouldn’t that add to the planet’s mass and gravity over time? Anybody know?

[treetopsandroofs]

Hmm, so would you receive more than the “average”, by say, living under or near power lines?

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

A dark matter named Obama collides with my logic everyday.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Do you think “dark matter” is Satan ?

[beethovenfan]

I released some dark matter this morning.

[bgill]

Roughage will help pass that dark matter on out.

[Sacajaweau]

Fortunately, I pass most of it.

[ModelBreaker]

“Dark matter should most often collide with the hydrogen and oxygen nuclei in the body — the former makes up 60 percent of the atoms in the body, while the latter makes up about 60 percent of the mass of the body. Given the most common assumptions regarding what dark matter is, roughly 35 impacts between dark matter particles and atoms in your body should happen annually.”

Well, there’s a testable hypothesis—so long as the impacts are measurable.

[Wings-n-Wind]

Invisible dark matter particles may regularly pass through our bodies, and dozens to thousands of these particles may be colliding with atoms inside us every year, according to a new calculation.

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I thought I just needed some TUMS....

Pardon me...

[Vroomfondel]

or maybe not

[MindBender26]

things called weakly interacting massive particles

Further identified as Helen Thomas and Rosie O'Donnell

[The_Reader_David]

I quite frankly am annoyed at how physicists (and worse, science journalists) natter on about “dark matter” as if they were certain it exists. It is a hypothesis proposed to explain differences between observations of the universe on a large scale and what our current understanding of gravity (general relativity) would predict. It is quite possible the differences are entirely explained by quantum corrections to general relativity (which the same physicists also expect, but can’t calculate for lack of a completely viable theory of quantum gravity).

[jwalsh07]

I don’t see the problem. Executive order banning dark matter. The prince has already banned gray matter from his administration.

[tumblindice]

Dark matter is accelerating the expansion of the Universe.
If gunslinger Roland Deschain doesn’t reach the Dark Tower and defeat the Crimson King, preventing him from completing his destruction of the Beams that pierce the Dark Matter and hold everything together, well—screw the Mayans: we’re all `dead meat’ by Memorial Day. Go Ro!
Don’t mean to get you all worked up or anything, but it is what it is.