[Twotone]

I'd love to send this guy to Cuba & see how long it took to change his mind about the joys of the people's paradise.

[Spunky]

"Corvallis, Oregon, a hamlet near Salem.."

Why is it every place I thought would be beautiful to live is full of socialist creeps?

[wideminded]

lives in one of the many Oregon cities prefaced by “The People’s Republic of…,”

"People's Republic of Corvallis" gets just 7 hits on google, 4 of them from the same source.