[Monkey Face]

I will not go on Liberty.
But if I do, I will not go into a bar.
But if I do, I will not order a drink.
But if I do, I will not drink it.
But if I do, I will not get drunk.
But if I do, I will not fall down.
But if I do, I will fall on my left arm so I don’t shame the USNavy!

[Slings and Arrows]

*chuckle*