[EveningStar]

I did not write the headline. I think that most of the time, the author of the story does not write the headline. Writing the headline is probably left to some junior flunky.

[JRandomFreeper]

In theory, it's supposed to be the senior editor that approves headlines. Back in the day, anyway.

And maybe that's what senior editors are these days, 'junior flunky' writ large.

If I wasn't laughing so hard, I could almost work up a tear about how far the printed media has fallen.

/johnny