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Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway was ‘eating’ face off victim
Miami Herald ^ | May 26, 2012 | DANIELA GUZMAN AND JULIE K. BROWN

Posted on 05/26/2012 10:28:22 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.

The bloodshed began about 2 p.m. when a series of gunshots were heard on the ramp, which is along NE 13th Street, just south of The Miami Herald building. Witnesses said a woman saw the two men fighting and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

Miami police were on the scene, which was just south of The Miami Herald building on Biscayne Boulevard. The naked man who was killed lay face down on the pedestrian walkway just below the newspaper’s two-story parking garage. Police requested The Herald’s video surveillance tapes.

The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police. Their identities were not released.

(Excerpt) Read more at miamiherald.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: bathsalts; faceeating; faceeatingzombie; wtf; zombieapocalypse; zombies
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1 posted on 05/26/2012 10:28:33 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

ZOMBIE!


2 posted on 05/26/2012 10:30:26 PM PDT by null and void (Day 1222 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

Prayers up.


3 posted on 05/26/2012 10:33:30 PM PDT by oprahstheantichrist (The MSM is a demonic stronghold, PLEASE pray accordingly - 2 Corinthians 10:3-5)
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To: null and void

Yep


4 posted on 05/26/2012 10:33:48 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: null and void
ZOMBIE!

My first thought was "The Zombie Apocalypse has arrived". Not sure whether to put on an aluminum collandar with a chin strap, or a football helmet while I await the zombie hordes' onslaught.

5 posted on 05/26/2012 10:34:05 PM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Son of 0dung0?

Hey if he'll eat man's best friend, why not man?

6 posted on 05/26/2012 10:41:52 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: null and void

No, you cannot kill a zombie, they are already dead. Probably a demonic possession. Very weird story...yikes!


7 posted on 05/26/2012 10:42:12 PM PDT by HerrBlucher
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To: Free ThinkerNY
The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot

That's some good meth!

8 posted on 05/26/2012 10:44:21 PM PDT by Drew68 (I WILL vote to defeat Barack Hussein Obama!)
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To: sockmonkey

Lucky for us Max Brooks has created a manual for this very event!:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Survival-Guide-Protection/dp/1400049628


9 posted on 05/26/2012 10:45:04 PM PDT by 31R1O
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To: null and void
ZOMBIE!

I thought so too, but don't zombies usually wear clothes?

The rules just get more complicated...now we have the "slow" zombies, "fast" zombies, and now "naked" zombies....

10 posted on 05/26/2012 10:47:40 PM PDT by ZOOKER ( Exploring the fine line between cynicism and outright depression)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I’m glad they shot him.


11 posted on 05/26/2012 10:48:57 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: Free ThinkerNY

If they start forming zombie chains, we could be in real trouble.


12 posted on 05/26/2012 10:49:48 PM PDT by Eternal_Bear
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Nostradamus did say that there will be a time when “man will be a man-eater,” just prior to the coming of the Third Anti-Christ and World War III. Dunno if this is it or not but it does make me wonder.


13 posted on 05/26/2012 10:49:48 PM PDT by Nowhere Man (General James Mattoon Scott, where are you when we need you? We need a regime change.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
A naked zombie would make going for a 'head shot' really confusing........

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920


14 posted on 05/26/2012 10:51:35 PM PDT by Viking2002 ("Always with the negative waves, Moriarty, always with the negative waves!" - Sgt. Oddball)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Dead perp was a radical “faceist”.


15 posted on 05/26/2012 10:53:56 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Whaaaat?!?!


16 posted on 05/26/2012 10:53:56 PM PDT by Copenhagen Smile
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Chewing his head? What sort of jaw structure did this man have? I note the studious avoidance of any description, so this being Miami I’m going to assume Haitian until information to the contrary is released. Some crazy drugs and some crazy occultic beliefs involving ingestion of body parts among vodouissants.


17 posted on 05/26/2012 10:57:12 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: 31R1O

I have that in audiobook form, too.
You oughta check out the audiobook for World War Z. It’s pretty good.


18 posted on 05/26/2012 10:58:06 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Look for the union label, then buy elsewhere.)
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To: RandallFlagg

I read the print version but I bet the audio book was fantastic. My favorite stories were the ones about the downed pilot and the blind Japanese guy.


19 posted on 05/26/2012 11:02:32 PM PDT by 31R1O
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To: ZOOKER
And well dressed Zombies....


20 posted on 05/26/2012 11:03:30 PM PDT by HerrBlucher
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To: 31R1O

Some perverted fetish gone wrong? From face-seating to face-eating? One little misspelling and look what happens.


21 posted on 05/26/2012 11:04:22 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: ZOOKER

I guess what you are or aren’t wearing depends on what you were doing when you became a zombie... This was two men, right??!


22 posted on 05/26/2012 11:13:57 PM PDT by MacMattico
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To: 31R1O

Max Brooks got Alan Alda, Karl and Rob Reiner (all flaming libs, I know), Mark Hamill, and a bunch of other actors in it.
That pilot was played by Brooks’s Wife.


23 posted on 05/26/2012 11:19:47 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Look for the union label, then buy elsewhere.)
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Mooned over Miami






24 posted on 05/26/2012 11:20:21 PM PDT by devolve (------ ---- ---------toss_subhumans_in_Hannibal*s_wild_boar_pit----------- ---------------------)
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To: MacMattico

Debbie’s district?


25 posted on 05/26/2012 11:21:53 PM PDT by bicyclerepair ( REPLACE D-W-S ! http://www.karenforcongress.com)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

It’s quite a setting. The buildings are magnificent and the whole thing looks like something out of COWBOY BEBOP. The surveillance video does not actually have a line of sight to the crime scene, which is behind a monorail track. You can see the officer arrive, and apparently approach the scene as described ( a very tiny figure in the video ) but he disappears behind the monorail track as well.


26 posted on 05/26/2012 11:28:50 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: 31R1O
Also the CDC has this Zombie Preparedness WebPage. (No, I am not kidding, this is real...!)
27 posted on 05/26/2012 11:41:57 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: null and void
ZOMBIE!

Or else that chimp which chewed some poor woman's face off a few years ago got a shave and is on the loose again.
28 posted on 05/26/2012 11:58:54 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Waiting to learn he was on PCP, or Angel Dust.

Way back when, it seemed every year like clockwork, we would hear of some naked guy running down the street with a sword or some such episode, and every time it was somebody whacked out on Angel Dust. I don’t know if LSD makes people do the same kind of thing, but I’ll be waiting to hear what trip this guy was on when he did this.


29 posted on 05/27/2012 12:00:22 AM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free
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To: null and void
The other man was transported to the hospital with critical injuries, according to police.

He's infected now. The apocalyspse will start shortly after he arrives at the hospital. that's how it always begins.

30 posted on 05/27/2012 12:03:19 AM PDT by RC one (all y'all had to do was vote for Newt but noooooo, he wasn't good enough.)
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To: RC one
He's infected now. The apocalyspse will start shortly after he arrives at the hospital. that's how it always begins.

Oh, my, you are sooooo right. I hope we can stop them before they cross to my side of the Mississippi River.

31 posted on 05/27/2012 12:19:22 AM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: Free ThinkerNY

32 posted on 05/27/2012 12:26:25 AM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: null and void; shibumi
Leather up.

Our time is at hand.


33 posted on 05/27/2012 12:37:28 AM PDT by Salamander (Holy muscle of love.....I got a muscle of love.)
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To: null and void; Salamander
The One, The Only!
34 posted on 05/27/2012 1:10:20 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

There really is one.

http://ratraceproductions.com/alice-cooper-chopper-trike-motorcycle.htm


35 posted on 05/27/2012 1:45:43 AM PDT by Salamander (Holy muscle of love.....I got a muscle of love.)
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free
Waiting to learn he was on PCP, or Angel Dust. Way back when, it seemed every year like clockwork, we would hear of some naked guy running down the street with a sword or some such episode, and every time it was somebody whacked out on Angel Dust. I don’t know if LSD makes people do the same kind of thing, but I’ll be waiting to hear what trip this guy was on when he did this.

..."overheating" and running off five-story parking garages or running into surf and drowning... I'd call it "Acute Cocaine Intoxication" After all, Miami is "The City that Cocaine Built".

When I moved to Miami, it was 50% Redneck. Shortly after arriving, the U.S. Army was driving tanks down US1 to respond to Russian ICBMs installed in Cuba. (With autonomous firing control—at each site—by a USSR Officer!)

Exciting place—I couldn't wait to leave! ==8-O

36 posted on 05/27/2012 2:10:56 AM PDT by Does so (....... Justice Scalia just turned 78 .........==8-O ............They don't think ... they PLOT!)
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To: null and void
By God they are real.. and tend to support Obama. Observe the evidence..


37 posted on 05/27/2012 2:19:29 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Some day our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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After reading this article, you will be able to tell your children one of two things:
1. That today was the unofficial beginning of the Zombie Apocalypse, or that ...
2. judging by the comments section of the article, today was the day you realized our country is beyond repair.

“If I had a son, it would look like the man shot in Miami yesterday...”—President Ozomba


38 posted on 05/27/2012 2:36:23 AM PDT by Captainpaintball (We don't have much time left)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Not good. Seal off the state.


39 posted on 05/27/2012 2:50:50 AM PDT by txhurl (AB would vote for Scott Walker.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

40 posted on 05/27/2012 4:04:40 AM PDT by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: RandallFlagg; 31R1O

“You oughta check out the audiobook for World War Z. It’s pretty good.”

Mega dittos to that, hubby and I loved that one. It’s great how they got different people to read the different parts, it’s more like a radio-play than a book.


41 posted on 05/27/2012 4:12:38 AM PDT by jocon307
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free

LSD will cause the nakedness but probably not the violence. When swords and/or face eating are involved, you’re in the realm of PCP or possibly meth.


42 posted on 05/27/2012 4:23:33 AM PDT by Yardstick
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To: Free ThinkerNY

OMG!!! END TIMES!!!!!


43 posted on 05/27/2012 4:48:04 AM PDT by Ann Archy ( ABORTION...the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: RegulatorCountry
Chewing his head? What sort of jaw structure did this man have? I note the studious avoidance of any description, so this being Miami I’m going to assume Haitian until information to the contrary is released. Some crazy drugs and some crazy occultic beliefs involving ingestion of body parts among vodouissants.

Or Japanese. There was an article posted a couple of days ago about an avowed asexual Japanese man that had his "giblets" surgically removed and then served them up to dinner guests.
44 posted on 05/27/2012 5:22:19 AM PDT by Renderofveils (My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Nabokov)
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To: ZOOKER

Add “meth zombies” and “detox zombie” and you’ve covered all your bases.


45 posted on 05/27/2012 5:37:36 AM PDT by Brytani (Liberals - destroying America since 1776)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Someone left the face out in the rain? /obscure


46 posted on 05/27/2012 6:12:59 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Chen Guangcheng: Gutsy call, Obama /UltraMegaDrippingSarc)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

More evidence of evil (satan) existence and being an active force in todays world...even after being shot this lost soul continued to eat on the victims face...drugs are not the answer to the question here...


47 posted on 05/27/2012 6:30:24 AM PDT by Wpin ("I Have Sworn Upon the Altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny...")
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To: Free ThinkerNY; CholeraJoe; Delta 21; Nikas777; NoAmnesty; Yorlik803; TheOldLady; The Comedian; ...


PING!!
48 posted on 05/27/2012 6:50:04 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Look for the union label, then buy elsewhere.)
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To: null and void
ZOMBIE!

Or Mike Tyson.

49 posted on 05/27/2012 8:20:06 AM PDT by matt1234 (Bring back the HUAC.)
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To: Drew68

My first thought was PCP.


50 posted on 05/27/2012 8:23:51 AM PDT by Malacoda (CO(NH2)2 on OBAMA.)
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