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Report: Obama Flies Special Barber To WH Every Two Weeks
FoxNews.com ^ | May 30,2012

Posted on 05/31/2012 10:10:10 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

Reports have surfaced that President Barack Obama is very loyal to his barber. The President is a man of the common people, the report tells its listeners. He hangs out with regular folks, like his barber for example. The President has been using the same Chicago based barber, who goes by the name Zariff, for the past 17 years.

According to German Public Radio, the President flies Zariff from Chicago to DC for a trim every two weeks.

The president allegedly personally funds these trips.

President Obama obviously also does not care much about the massive carbon footprint his haircuts are leaving on our planet which, we are told, is tipping precariously.

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To: forgotten man
eliminate the gray hair problem

I've read here that his grey hair is simply cosmetic. It's baby powder, a common cosmetic trick used to make him look worn and stressed.
61 posted on 05/31/2012 11:40:58 AM PDT by freebird5850 (Just don't have a tagline today. This administration makes me quite sad.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

“the President flies Zariff from Chicago to DC for a trim every two weeks”

...or...

the President flies Zariff from Chicago to DC to smuggle cigs and blow into the White Hut every two weeks.


62 posted on 05/31/2012 11:41:58 AM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: garjog

Is it true you can obtain a person’s DNA from sweat or hair?


63 posted on 05/31/2012 11:42:22 AM PDT by ruralvoter
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To: Joe 6-pack

How do you do it? I wish I could cut mine, but getting to the back is just impossible and I just hack it up. My haircut costs $20.00 plus tip every six weeks or so.


64 posted on 05/31/2012 12:07:14 PM PDT by Twinkie (John 3:16)
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To: Twinkie

Just get a small handheld mirror and hold it in front of you with your week hand. Stand in front of your bathroom mirror and handle the clippers with your strong hand. It may seem kind of clumsy at first working in a mirror image, but eventually it becomes second nature...kind of like using the rear veiw mirrors on your car and “knowing” which side you’re looking at despite the mirror image...


65 posted on 05/31/2012 12:14:22 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Flightdeck
You forgot the cost of the cut itself.

Not only that, but the special trip requires the "barber" to be away from his place of business for at least a day, so he's got to charge a lot for that cut to make up for all of the other appointments that he has to give up to make the trip.

66 posted on 05/31/2012 12:17:30 PM PDT by RedWhiteBlue (Mama tried)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Has Edwards passed the “Ponytail” torch on to the Kenyan? Somehow it does not seem to fit obama.


67 posted on 05/31/2012 12:27:27 PM PDT by Texas Songwriter (Ia)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

let me guess, is his barber gay?


68 posted on 05/31/2012 12:47:57 PM PDT by rolling_stone
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To: lacrew

You know, hash is real compact, you can fit a two week supply in easily in the aluminum foil of your sandwich wrapper.


69 posted on 05/31/2012 12:48:55 PM PDT by dila813
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To: Sacajaweau
Maybe Greta will interview Zariff and find out where Hussein's BC is ...or maybe he has a copy of BO's autographed senior thesis. Yeah Zariff!


70 posted on 05/31/2012 1:31:48 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

It would be interesting to know how many people Moochell flies in to tend to her...


71 posted on 05/31/2012 1:58:20 PM PDT by B.O. Plenty (Elections have consequences....)
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To: B.O. Plenty
First Lady Now Requires 26 Servants

image“In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much,” she said. “See, that’s why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service,”— Michelle Obama.

We were wrong.

Michelle Obama, as we reported on July 7, is not served by twenty-two attendants who stand by to cater to her every whim.

She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.

The annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately $1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded to every attendant.

Little did American voters realize the call for “change”  would result in the establishment of an Obama oligarchy.

The discovery of the additional attendants was made by D’Angelo Gore of factcheck.org and by calls to Katie McCormick Lelyyeld, Michelle Obama’s press secretary.

Mr. Gore launched his investigation of the First Lady’s staff in the wake of an article that appeared on thelastcrusade.org and Canada Free Press on July 7.

The article, which became a chain letter viewed by millions of Americans, reported that Michelle Obama requires more than twenty attendants - - more than any First Lady in U.S. History. It provided the following list of White House staff members assigned to the First Lady:

  1. $172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
  2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
  3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)
  4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
  5. $102,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
  6. $90,000 - Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
  7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
  8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
  9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
  10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
  11. $65,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
  12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
  13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
  14. $60,000 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
  15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
  16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
  17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
  18. $45,000 - Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
  19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
  20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
  21. $36,000 - Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
  22. $36,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

Readers throughout the country expressed outrage that Mrs. Obama would hire an unprecedented number of staffers in the midst of the Great Recession.

72 posted on 05/31/2012 2:27:58 PM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Daffynition
mooch-elle is a disengenuous, self-preening sick grifter. She is the WORST lady.
73 posted on 05/31/2012 2:52:21 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Why doesn’t he just move him into the White Hut and make him the Barber Czar?


74 posted on 05/31/2012 2:58:44 PM PDT by Harley (Will Rogers never met Harry Reid.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

It’s actually quite easy to do, especially after you have had a 6-pack ;)


75 posted on 05/31/2012 3:44:35 PM PDT by Principle Over Politics (Obamney or Rombama 2012. Two sides of the same coin. Pick your poisen!)
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To: Principle Over Politics

Bookmark


76 posted on 05/31/2012 6:20:56 PM PDT by publius911 (Formerly Publius 6961, formerly jennsdad)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
I disliked getting a haircut, I just want a short military style without being a crew or whitewalls. So I normally waited until I couldn't stand my hair length anymore and went to a cheap convenient barber.

However, I have now found a worthwhile barber that has become my regular. He gives good haircut and shave. The shave also includes the ears. He trims my eyebrows and nose hair. And completes it with a head and shoulder massage. I now actually enjoy getting a haircut.

The cost is 60 baht ($1.80), and I give him 100 baht ($3.00) and say keep the change (which is an excessive tip, (not sarcasm)). If anyone is near Buriram Thailand I can provide his location.

77 posted on 05/31/2012 9:14:18 PM PDT by where's_the_Outrage?
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