Report: Obama Flies Special Barber To WH Every Two Weeks

FoxNews.com ^ | May 30,2012

[freebird5850]

eliminate the gray hair problem

I've read here that his grey hair is simply cosmetic. It's baby powder, a common cosmetic trick used to make him look worn and stressed.

[lacrew]

“the President flies Zariff from Chicago to DC for a trim every two weeks”

...or...

the President flies Zariff from Chicago to DC to smuggle cigs and blow into the White Hut every two weeks.

[ruralvoter]

Is it true you can obtain a person’s DNA from sweat or hair?

[Twinkie]

How do you do it? I wish I could cut mine, but getting to the back is just impossible and I just hack it up. My haircut costs $20.00 plus tip every six weeks or so.

[Joe 6-pack]

Just get a small handheld mirror and hold it in front of you with your week hand. Stand in front of your bathroom mirror and handle the clippers with your strong hand. It may seem kind of clumsy at first working in a mirror image, but eventually it becomes second nature...kind of like using the rear veiw mirrors on your car and “knowing” which side you’re looking at despite the mirror image...

[RedWhiteBlue]

You forgot the cost of the cut itself.

Not only that, but the special trip requires the "barber" to be away from his place of business for at least a day, so he's got to charge a lot for that cut to make up for all of the other appointments that he has to give up to make the trip.

[Texas Songwriter]

Has Edwards passed the “Ponytail” torch on to the Kenyan? Somehow it does not seem to fit obama.

[rolling_stone]

let me guess, is his barber gay?

[dila813]

You know, hash is real compact, you can fit a two week supply in easily in the aluminum foil of your sandwich wrapper.

[Daffynition]

Maybe Greta will interview Zariff and find out where Hussein's BC is ...or maybe he has a copy of BO's autographed senior thesis. Yeah Zariff!

[B.O. Plenty]

It would be interesting to know how many people Moochell flies in to tend to her...

[Daffynition]

First Lady Now Requires 26 Servants

“In my own life, in my own small way, I have tried to give back to this country that has given me so much,” she said. “See, that’s why I left a job at a big law firm for a career in public service,”— Michelle Obama.

We were wrong.

Michelle Obama, as we reported on July 7, is not served by twenty-two attendants who stand by to cater to her every whim.

She is served by twenty-six attendants, including a hair dresser and make-up artist.

The annual cost to taxpayers for such unprecedented attention is approximately $1,750,000 without taking into account the expense of the lavish benefit packages afforded to every attendant.

Little did American voters realize the call for “change”  would result in the establishment of an Obama oligarchy.

The discovery of the additional attendants was made by D’Angelo Gore of factcheck.org and by calls to Katie McCormick Lelyyeld, Michelle Obama’s press secretary.

Mr. Gore launched his investigation of the First Lady’s staff in the wake of an article that appeared on thelastcrusade.org and Canada Free Press on July 7.

The article, which became a chain letter viewed by millions of Americans, reported that Michelle Obama requires more than twenty attendants - - more than any First Lady in U.S. History. It provided the following list of White House staff members assigned to the First Lady:

1. $172,2000 - Sher, Susan (Chief Of Staff)
2. $140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (Deputy Assistant to the President and Director of Policy And Projects For The First Lady)
3. $113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (Special Assistant to the President and White House Social Secretary)
4. $102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (Special Assistant to the President and Director of Communications for the First Lady)
5. $102,000 - Winter, Melissa E. (Special Assistant to the President and Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
6. $90,000 - Medina, David S. (Deputy Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
7. $84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (Director and Press Secretary to the First Lady)
8. $75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (Director of Scheduling and Advance for the First Lady)
9. $70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (Deputy Director of Policy and Projects for the First Lady)
10. $65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
11. $65,000 - Reinstein, Joseph B. (Deputy Director and Deputy Social Secretary)
12. $62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (Deputy Director of Scheduling and Events Coordinator For The First Lady)
13. $60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (Deputy Director of Advance and Trip Director for the First Lady)
14. $60,000 - Lewis, Dana M. (Special Assistant and Personal Aide to the First Lady)
15. $52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (Associate Director and Deputy Press Secretary To The First Lady)
16. $50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (Special Assistant for Scheduling and Traveling Aide To The First Lady)
17. $45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (Associate Director of Correspondence For The First Lady)
18. $45,000 - Tubman, Samantha (Deputy Associate Director, Social Office)
19. $40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (Executive Assistant to the Chief Of Staff to the First Lady)
20. $36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M. (Staff Assistant to the Social Secretary)
21. $36,000 - Bookey, Natalie (Staff Assistant)
22. $36,000 - Jackson, Deilia A. (Deputy Associate Director of Correspondence for the First Lady)

Readers throughout the country expressed outrage that Mrs. Obama would hire an unprecedented number of staffers in the midst of the Great Recession.

[hal ogen]

mooch-elle is a disengenuous, self-preening sick grifter. She is the WORST lady.

[Harley]

Why doesn’t he just move him into the White Hut and make him the Barber Czar?

[Principle Over Politics]

It’s actually quite easy to do, especially after you have had a 6-pack ;)

[publius911]

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[where's_the_Outrage?]

I disliked getting a haircut, I just want a short military style without being a crew or whitewalls. So I normally waited until I couldn't stand my hair length anymore and went to a cheap convenient barber.

However, I have now found a worthwhile barber that has become my regular. He gives good haircut and shave. The shave also includes the ears. He trims my eyebrows and nose hair. And completes it with a head and shoulder massage. I now actually enjoy getting a haircut.

The cost is 60 baht ($1.80), and I give him 100 baht ($3.00) and say keep the change (which is an excessive tip, (not sarcasm)). If anyone is near Buriram Thailand I can provide his location.