[mamelukesabre]

I grew up watching non-gay heavy metal bands dressing up like women, wearing makup, and getting lots of hot young girls to fall in love with them. Maybe this is what destroyed my gaydar because I have absolutely zero gaydar.

[Mamzelle]

I'm with you. My gaydar is useless in this age of metrosexuals.

You know what really confuses? Straight American guys who have spent some time in Europe. They come back from their Semester Abroad and set off my gaydar like crazy.

[Copenhagen Smile]

"I grew up watching non-gay heavy metal bands dressing up like women, wearing makup..."

I've got some bad news for you...

Your gaydar apparently never functioned.

[PGR88]

OK - Let's start with an easy one

[Last Dakotan]

I grew up watching non-gay heavy metal bands dressing up like women...I have absolutely zero gaydar.

Your taste in music sucks too.