[From The Deer Stand]

Who loves you more, your dog or your wife? To find out lock each one in the trunk of your car for an hour and then see which one is more happy to see you when you open it up.

[JRandomFreeper]

Ya know.... that's dangerous advice, it certainly would have been with any of my 3 exes.

Besides the fact that 2 of my 3 exes and at least one of the dogs could have escaped and hunted me down.

We're polite for a reason. Being impolite may be dangerous. ;)

/johnny

[Daffynition]

Cute driving commercial Hooman passenger in back has his seat belt on. All is good. Looks perfectly legal to me.