***”You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy vampire out,” Clinton said. “That’s a good-looking mummy vampire.”—Bill Clinton ****
That because he heard vampires suck. ;-D Oh my bad!
“A top Peruvian anthropologist said Friday that President Clinton’s joke about the sex appeal of an Inca mummy was ``tacky’’ and criticized the display of the mummy in Washington. ...”
Clinton joked during a political fund-raiser Wednesday that the mummy is ``good-looking’’ and if he were single he might ask her out. ``That mummy looks better than I do on my worst days,’’ he said.
Anthropologist Sonia Guillen said ``obviously there’s a lack of respect’’ in Clinton’s remarks.”
http://www.thefreelibrary.com/CLINTON+MUMMY+JOKE+IRKS+ANTHROPOLOGIST.-a083934406