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To: tcrlaf

They want us to live in caves.


6 posted on 06/11/2012 7:17:30 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

You may NOT live in caves.

Caves are ‘living’, and touching any of the formations kills them.

Light from any source encourages the growth of algae, which destroys the pristine nature of the cave.

ALL cave formations, public or private, are protected by federal statute, so it is illegal to alter the interior of the caves in any manner, to make it habitable.

You must live in the open, under the stars, without any artificial heat, light, or shelter; and above all, not in any place, way, shape, or form, that negatively impacts in any way any natural plant, animal, or mineral.

Exceptions will be made for Official Protectors Of The Earth, who may maintain up to 3 residences on each continent; not to exceed 20,000 Square Feet each; nor use more than an average of 12,500 KWH/month each.


34 posted on 06/11/2012 7:25:02 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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