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Police: Man Tries to Burn Self and Store, But No One Gives Him a Lighter
The Gainesville Sun ^
| Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Posted on 06/16/2012 9:30:47 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A former employee of a High Springs gas station returned Monday night, poured gasoline on himself and his car, and tried to set both on fire, authorities said.
No one would give the man a lighter, however, and he was unable to ignite the spilled fuel.
A High Springs Police Department report gave the following account: Kalpeshkumar Patel, 40, of High Springs, pulled into the High Springs Chevron gas station and convenience store at 7820 SW 50th Road around 9:20 p.m.
Using a gas pump, he then poured gasoline on himself and the car and tried unsuccessfully to get a lighter from customers.
The owner of the store told police Patel had left him several threatening phone messages, including the threat that he would burn his car in order to destroy the store.
Patel was arrested on charges of aggravated assault and attempted arson of a structure. He was being held without bond at the Alachua County jail.
TOPICS: Local News; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: arson; florida; floriduh
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To: nickcarraway
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posted on
06/16/2012 9:33:51 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: nickcarraway
Slick. You think he actually believed someone would give him a lighter?
Liberal-level slick.
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posted on
06/16/2012 9:34:45 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: nickcarraway
This is difficult. I have a disposable lighter that I might have given him. Not my Zippo... maybe the disposable.
/johnny
To: nickcarraway
I’d give him a B- for effort, but an F for planning as well as execution.
5
posted on
06/16/2012 9:36:15 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: SIDENET
True. How hard is it to take a lighter with you?
"Honey, I'm going to get gas, soak everything with gasoline and set it on fire".
What is the wife supposed to say? "Take a lighter!"
/johnny
To: JRandomFreeper
Perhaps he had matches but they got wet.
To: nickcarraway
He forgot about the cigarette lighter that most cars have.
8
posted on
06/16/2012 9:46:20 PM PDT
by
aviator
(Armored Pest Control)
To: nickcarraway
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To: barbarianbabs
Thank God no one helped him destroy.
To: nickcarraway
If he can afford to waste all that gas at these prices, he can buy his own damned lighter.
12
posted on
06/16/2012 9:53:34 PM PDT
by
Repeat Offender
(While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
To: nickcarraway
This guy gets the Al Bundy 'Why Me' Award for having luck so bad it doesn't even
qualify as 'FAIL'...........
"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
To: SIDENET
Dont you hate when that happens......
14
posted on
06/16/2012 10:00:47 PM PDT
by
njslim
(St)
To: nickcarraway
It must be rough, coming to America just before it becomes a third world country. Have fun. Enjoy the slide.
15
posted on
06/16/2012 10:14:27 PM PDT
by
familyop
("Wanna cigarette? You're never too young to start." --Deacon, "Waterworld")
To: nickcarraway
So, he's an ex employee? Was he fired ?
16
posted on
06/16/2012 10:29:44 PM PDT
by
paudio
(Why do people want to rehire a mechanic who clearly only made your car worse than before?)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
06/16/2012 11:06:47 PM PDT
by
eclecticEel
(Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness: 7/4/1776 - 3/21/2010)
To: nickcarraway
“Aaaaagh! Why won’t anyone give me a lighter?”
“’Cause you’re freakin’ crazy, man.”
18
posted on
06/16/2012 11:34:50 PM PDT
by
Hetty_Fauxvert
( "Be Breitbart, baby!")
To: SIDENET
EPIC FAIL. Yeah no kidding. Poor dude can't even get himself a Darwin on purpose because he forgets his lighter.
Now that's a loser.
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posted on
06/17/2012 2:41:28 AM PDT
by
AAABEST
(Et lux in tenebris lucet: et tenebrae eam non comprehenderunt)
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
06/17/2012 4:00:32 AM PDT
by
Conservative4Ever
(The Obamas = rude, crude and socially unacceptable)
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