Posted on 07/13/2012 5:55:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
He answers, "Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine."
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
There’s not half the files there used to be,
And there’s a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now all my data’s gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay.
Yesterday,
Need for backup seemed so far away.
Seemed my data were all here to stay,
Now I believe in yesterday.
Anonymous
A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight.
She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to herself, “I’ll give it a try just to see what it tells me.”
She went over to the machine and put her nickel in and out came a card that said, “You’re a nun you weigh 128lbs and you are going to Chicago, Illinois.”
She sat back down and thought about it. She told herself it probably tells everyone the same thing, but decided to try it again.
She went back to the machine and put her nickel in. Out came a card read, “You’re a nun, you weigh 128lbs you’re going to Chicago, Illinois and you are going to play a fiddle.”
The nun said to herself, “I know that’s wrong, I have never played a musical instrument a day in my life.” She sat back down.
From nowhere a Cowboy came over and set his fiddle case down next to her. The nun picked up the fiddle and just started playing beautiful music.
Startled, she looked back at the machine and said, “This is incredible. I’ve got to try it again.”
Back to the machine, she put her nickel in and another card came out. It said, “You’re a nun, you weigh 128lbs, you’re going to Chicago, Illinois and you’re going to break wind.”
Now, the nun knows the machine is wrong; “I’ve never broke wind in public a day in my life!” Well, she tripped, fell off the scales and broke wind.
Stunned, she sat back down and looked at the machine. She said to herself, “This is truly unbelievable! I’ve got to try it again.”
She went back to the machine, put her nickel in and collected the card.
It said, “You’re a nun, you weigh 128lbs, you have fiddled and farted around and missed your flight to Chicago!”
Can u pronounce good english:-
read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results: U r a good dog.
Now stop barking.
Damn straight.
Blonde #1: Christmas is on a Friday this year.
Blonde #2: I hope it isn’t the 13th.
Thank you SO much for posting that link. I've been a Zappa fan since "Freak Out!", and also have huge respect and appreciation for Steve Allen. I somehow had no idea this clip existed. You made my evening!
Thanks for posting.
My daughter’s school has the ‘Nerd Heard”.
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