Hooray for Hollyweird!
1 posted on
07/31/2012 10:23:20 PM PDT by
SmithL
To: SmithL
Freaks are a dime a dozen these days. This guy doesn’t impress me none.
2 posted on
07/31/2012 10:27:43 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(The NRA did not create James "The Joker" Holmes. Harvey Weinstein's Hollywood did.)
To: SmithL
3 posted on
07/31/2012 10:29:57 PM PDT by
Beowulf9
To: SmithL; FlingWingFlyer; Salamander; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; JoeProBono; ...
Barf Bucket ready?
4 posted on
07/31/2012 10:32:01 PM PDT by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: SmithL
He will always be a he, just a mutilated he
5 posted on
07/31/2012 10:34:09 PM PDT by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: SmithL
Because he
could:
7 posted on
07/31/2012 10:37:21 PM PDT by
Albion Wilde
(Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. -- George Bernard Shaw)
To: SmithL
This is what they now need to do to keep their Hollweird careers going. Just putting on a dress is not enough. Next will be animal parts. Eventually they will advance to intelligent slime and live in their fancy backyard pools.
10 posted on
07/31/2012 10:39:36 PM PDT by
Berlin_Freeper
(Siri: USA - ALL THE WAY!)
To: SmithL
Hi, Im Lana.
Whatever you say, dude.
12 posted on
07/31/2012 10:44:51 PM PDT by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: SmithL
MRS. GARRISON
Hello doctor, looks like I need an abortion.
DOCTOR
...an abortion?
MRS. GARRISON
Yeah, I’ve got one growing inside me.
Now, are you gonna scramble its brains
or just vacuum it out? ...If you want
you can just scramble it and I’ll queef
it out myself.
DOCTOR
Mmister Garrison-
MRS. GARRISON
Mrs. Garrison.
DOCTOR
Mmrs. Garrison, you can’t have an abortion.
MRS. GARRISON
Don’t you tell me what I can and can’t
do with my body! A woman has a right
to choose!
DOCTOR
No, I mean you’re physically unable
to have an abortion, because you can’t
get pergnant.
MRS. GARRISON
But I missed my period.
DOCTOR
You can’t have periods either. You
had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but
you don’t have ovaries or a womb. You
don’t produce eggs.
MRS. GARRISON
You mean, I’ll never know what it feels
like to have a baby growing inside me
and then scramble its brains and vacuum
it out?
DOCTOR
N-that’s right.
MRS. GARRISON
But I paid five thousand dollars to
be a woman. This would mean I I’m not
really a woman. Ih, I’m just a... a
I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!
DOCTOR
Basically, yes.
MRS. GARRISON
...Oh boy, do I feel like a jackass.
13 posted on
07/31/2012 10:50:58 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(FUJR (not you, Jim))
To: SmithL
So he took the Purple Pill?
15 posted on
08/01/2012 12:06:22 AM PDT by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama Kills))
To: SmithL
I'll stick with this Lana, thank you very much:
To: SmithL
Director Larry Wachowski has publicly revealed that she is transgenderNo doubt the SF Gate style guide says the gender of pronouns should be based on the subject's chosen sexual identity and not their DNA.
To: SmithL
Looks as if he spent a lot of money to become an ugly fake female.
22 posted on
08/01/2012 1:51:41 AM PDT by
DakotaGator
(Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
To: SmithL
The 47-year-old moviemaker has undergone a sex change operation and now goes by the name Lana.Does that mean he cut off his wiener and had to get a new driver's license?
23 posted on
08/01/2012 2:35:31 AM PDT by
broken_arrow1
(I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
To: SmithL
Pretty aggressive publicity stunt.
To: SmithL
Maybe he/she should have spent a bit more money and bought a new face.
29 posted on
08/01/2012 3:48:29 AM PDT by
caver
(Obama: Home of the Whopper)
To: SmithL
I don’t know (or really want to know) much about the transgender lifestyle, but there are two transgender men who live in my area, both are over 40. Is this a common age of transgenderism? I mean, to me, it almost seems like a mid-life crisis type thing.
To: SmithL
I could cry. The man really needed help and I'm betting every door was closed on him. From the left "Be yourself, mutilate your body, you'll be happier..."
Unreal...just completely cerebrally non-processable unreal.
38 posted on
08/01/2012 5:48:15 AM PDT by
Caipirabob
(I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
To: SmithL
"No longer satisfied with being "Lana," Larry has a transpecies operation and becomes a lama..."
"I just wish I could lactate," bemoans Larry..er...Lama.
To: SmithL
Larry, I know what your thinking, “I should have took the Blue Pill”
40 posted on
08/01/2012 5:54:45 AM PDT by
commish
(Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
To: SmithL
44 posted on
08/01/2012 7:15:28 AM PDT by
Prospero
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