"Son Of A Scranton Man" Lyrics (Son of a Preacher Man Parody)

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[ExxonPatrolUs]

OBAMA SINGS...

Joe the third was a Scranton son
When his daddy left there he rode along
When they gathered round and started yapping
That's when Bidens and Joes were snapping
Through the thickets their lips went flapping
Then he'd lie and plagiarize
And lord knows to my surprise
The only one who can ever out me
Is the son of a Scranton man
The only lib who can never doubt me
Is the son of a Scranton man
Yes he can, he can, m-m-m yes he can

Being gay isn’t always easy
No matter how hard I try.
When he starts ski jumping through me
He comes and tells me everything is alright
He’ll kiss and tell me everything is alright
Can I get an amen tonight?
The only Joe who could F-ing out me
Is the son of a business man
The only Joe who keeps ratting out me
Is the son of an oil baron
Yes he can, he can
Lord oh he can. Yes he can.

How can he remember?
That faraway look in his eyes
Stealing issues from me on the sly
Filling time to kill time
Telling you that you’re all mine
Learning from each other’s B.S.
Claiming to make so much progress
And the only one who can ever out me
Is the son of a car salesman
The only one who can never doubt me
Is the son of a drinking clan
Yes he can. He can. Oh yes he can.
The only Joe who can ever out me
Is the sweet talking son of a Catholic man
The only Joe who can never doubt me
Is the son of the son of a 1 percent
The only one who can ever out-speech me
He's the Big-F-ing son of a Scranton man
(song fades)

[Tucker39]

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