Drew Barrymore “Essential” Drinking Game!

http://garagequeen.tumblr.com/ ^ | july 14, 2012

[lowbridge]

Do you enjoy watching TCM’s “The Essentials”? Are you often perplexed by some of the observations which come out of Drew’s mouth? Do you like tacos? Well, then you’re going to love this edition of Drinking Games: “Drew-ssentials” Edition. As always: “Drinking” doesn’t mean you have to use alcohol. Seriously. Water, lemonade, Diet Coke, fruit juice are perfectly acceptable substitutes. Sweet tea, however, is grounds for dismissal. You have been warned.

Take a Drink every time:

1-Drew mentions watching that week’s movie ‘as a child’;
2-You think that perhaps the movie was not 100% appropriate for a child, and thus, explains a lot about Drew;
3-Drew says “I just … I mean … it’s just …”;
4-if she says #3 verbatim, have TWO drinks;
5-Drew mentions how much she enjoys seeing a movie about a woman directed by a man, because it makes the movie “androgynous”; (wtf?)
6-you wonder why Drew, a woman who has directed, seems so fixated on male directors directing women. Because, seriously. It’s 2012.
7-you wish that somebody at TCM would hire a writer to give her something coherent to say;

[Responsibility2nd]

Hey. It could be worse. You ask; “What’s worse than Drew Barrymore?”

I say; “Alec Baldwin.”

[napscoordinator]

She is a bit airy but I have always liked her. She seems like a very nice person. Need some pictures per the rules.

[Venturer]

Much rather see Drew that Baldwin, the idiot liberal.

How much did it cost Drew to get rid of those stupid tattoo’s she used to have?

[Intolerant in NJ]

16.Take a drink if you find yourself wondering more than three times how Drew manages to get her shoes on by herself in the morning, or any other time for that matter.....

[raygunfan]

love drew, i think she is great, sexy, talented....she was amazing in The Wedding Singer...

[HP8753]

A real drinking game would be played to one of the stupidest shows on tv that my wife watches.

Secret Life of the American Teenager.

Take a shot everytime you hear the word "sex".

Most people would be passed out before the first commercial break.

[pops88]

Nice to know I’m not the only person that thinks heavy drinking is the only way to get through the pre-movie interview with her. I would add one more thing- a half a drink every time she says “like....” If you took a whole drink, you might end up with alcohol poisoning.