[GeorgeWashingtonsGhost]

Today, it's all about girls, girls, girls. I would HATE to be a boy today. Even the Disney movies are obsessed with 'girl power'; Tangled, Brave, etc.. It's pretty obvious that on a national level females are being 'put in charge' of everything because it's easier for the government to manipulate them.

The formula is simple. You EMPOWER THEM THEN TELL THEM HOW TO VOTE:

[BenLurkin]

[Zionist Conspirator]

Today, it's all about girls, girls, girls. I would HATE to be a boy today. Even the Disney movies are obsessed with 'girl power'; Tangled, Brave, etc.. It's pretty obvious that on a national level females are being 'put in charge' of everything because it's easier for the government to manipulate them.

Girls are mean. They have strange Powers(tm) that make us their helpless slaves.

I remember back when I was in college there was this girl . . . she was beautiful. And I was just minding my own business and suddenly she's all "GAZE INTO ME EYES!!!" and I was all like "O_o" and then she said "You are now in me power! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! You are now a chicken!" and I was "I . . . am . . . now . . . a . . . chicken . . . " and then she said "You are now a dog!" and I was "I am now a dog" and then "You are now a solenodon!" It was H-H-Horrible!!! I'm allergic to solenodons.

So I say, let 'em get all ugly! Then they won't be able to zap us and boss us around no more!

Nyah!