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Crazy Girlfriend Meme Humor
internet | 8-14-12 | internet

Posted on 08/14/2012 9:24:07 AM PDT by trailhkr1

We love you FR women but every FR man who has had a stage 5 clinger girlfriend can relate to these humorous memes


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1 posted on 08/14/2012 9:24:14 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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2 posted on 08/14/2012 9:27:27 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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Yeah, some of them are funny. A couple brought back some bad memories.

Prepare yourself by putting on your flame-proof suit though.


3 posted on 08/14/2012 9:29:59 AM PDT by The Working Man
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To: trailhkr1

Words to live by.

If they can’t live without you, you can’t live with them.


4 posted on 08/14/2012 9:30:56 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: trailhkr1

The videos are hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh0AhrY9GjA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xujhimh5eWs


5 posted on 08/14/2012 9:32:09 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: trailhkr1

Where are gou going? Where have you been? Who were you with? When are you coming back?


6 posted on 08/14/2012 9:32:29 AM PDT by snowrip (Liberal? You are a socialist idiot with no rational argument.)
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To: snowrip

I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom....”where are you going ?”


7 posted on 08/14/2012 9:35:03 AM PDT by onona (loving butter pecan)
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8 posted on 08/14/2012 9:35:03 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: trailhkr1

Back when I was still dating (a lifetime ago now since I got married when I was 5 I think), it seems like there were just as many guys just like that. I wonder why those people never get together with each other?


9 posted on 08/14/2012 9:35:56 AM PDT by brytlea (An ounce of chocolate is worth a pound of cure)
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To: snowrip
I have more of those stories than I care to admit - including some stalking. This girl followed me to the movies, waited in the lobby for me..

But I WAS always up to something so they really did have a reason to get all crazy

10 posted on 08/14/2012 9:36:25 AM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: trailhkr1

I have had to fight some of the urges to be a “crazy girlfirend” by literally slapping myself. I do win the battle and the war though.


11 posted on 08/14/2012 9:37:10 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: trailhkr1

Several years ago there was a post with a link to “Psycho Ex-Girlfriend” that was a series of phone messages recorded by a FReeper who had broken up with his girlfriend. Her phone messages got progressively hysterical and creepy. I hope he survived.


12 posted on 08/14/2012 9:37:25 AM PDT by SVTCobra03 (You can never have enough friends, horsepower or ammunition.)
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To: trailhkr1

Mykayla Is Not Impressed with Crazy Girlfriend.


13 posted on 08/14/2012 9:39:07 AM PDT by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
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To: trailhkr1

That young woman is very funny.


14 posted on 08/14/2012 9:39:49 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: trailhkr1

Interesting. I once dated a chick that played Magenta at the RHPS (Rocky Horror Picture Show) midnight movies. Within a year I had to report her for a felony. Ah, fun times.


15 posted on 08/14/2012 9:40:01 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: The Working Man

I know a person who is trashing a 14 year marriage to a wonderful girl over this social media BS.

I guess it brings out the immaturity and selfishness in everyone.

Insanity


16 posted on 08/14/2012 9:40:18 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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To: trailhkr1
Great opportunity to post this beer ad:

Norte Beer of Argentina.

17 posted on 08/14/2012 9:40:38 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: cripplecreek

That’s so true.


18 posted on 08/14/2012 9:42:16 AM PDT by Track9 (Ego undermines moral courage.)
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To: Track9

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her, six feet under, and I can still hear her complain

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I’d miss her, so I had to keep her
She’s buried right in my back yard

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
She bitched so much. She drove me nuts, and now I’m happier this way
I used to love her, but I had to kill her, and I can still hear her complain


19 posted on 08/14/2012 9:43:51 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: trailhkr1

she’s actually kinda cute...you can tell she had fun making these videos.


20 posted on 08/14/2012 9:45:01 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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Guns N' Roses-Used to Love Her
21 posted on 08/14/2012 9:46:42 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: camle


22 posted on 08/14/2012 9:47:29 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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To: camle

She’s got potential as a comedic actress.


23 posted on 08/14/2012 9:47:35 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: brytlea

Exactly.


24 posted on 08/14/2012 9:49:52 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: onona

I remember that one from a boyfriend of long ago...


25 posted on 08/14/2012 9:52:51 AM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: trailhkr1
This is a series of satire videos on YouTube...

Quite funny...
Except for the flashbacks...

26 posted on 08/14/2012 9:54:06 AM PDT by Wings-n-Wind (The main things are the plain things!)
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To: NativeSon

I rest my case.


27 posted on 08/14/2012 9:54:25 AM PDT by kabumpo (Kabumpo)
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To: trailhkr1


28 posted on 08/14/2012 9:56:17 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Old Sarge

I only just realized I did the same one twice.

Hidden message? Hmmm...


29 posted on 08/14/2012 10:00:37 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: SMARTY

I know a person who is trashing a 14 year marriage to a wonderful girl over this social media BS.

I guess it brings out the immaturity and selfishness in everyone.

Insanity

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I don’t believe for a moment that social media is the root cause of anyone cheating on their significant others.

They’d have cheated anyway with someone else.

JMO.


30 posted on 08/14/2012 10:00:50 AM PDT by dmz
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My wife asks that...I sneak out one time to drive myself to hospital because of chest pains and she’ll never trust me again.


31 posted on 08/14/2012 10:00:52 AM PDT by Zippo44 (Liberal: another word for poltroon.)
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To: trailhkr1
Having had too many crazy girlfriends (and wife) takes all the humor out of this post.

I decided once that I wasn't actually attracted to crazy women, (this was my working theory previously) I simply was attracted to women the same as any guy but something about dating me drove them crazy. Eventually I met a "normal" girl and I'm working on a new theory that perhaps she is just immune from the craziness causing pheromones that I obviously give off.

32 posted on 08/14/2012 10:00:57 AM PDT by Durus (You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand)
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How is somebody trashing an otherwise good marriage to a wonderful girl with stupid crap like these pictures? Doesn’t sound like all that stable a marriage.

SnakeDoc


33 posted on 08/14/2012 10:03:47 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("I've shot people I like more for less." -- Raylan Givens, Justified)
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To: Responsibility2nd

The corollary is, “If she’s hot, no matter how many men are tired of her, there are new suckers waiting in line...until she ages”.


34 posted on 08/14/2012 10:04:41 AM PDT by Mr Rogers (Liberalism: "Ex faslo quodlibet" - from falseness, anything follows)
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To: trailhkr1

Ouch, good thing I already ate lunch.


35 posted on 08/14/2012 10:09:48 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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But I WAS always up to something so they really did have a reason to get all crazy.

Funny and honest comment.

36 posted on 08/14/2012 10:10:42 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA (ABO)
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To: cripplecreek

False hearts have been my downfall
Pretty women have been my craze
I’m sure my false hearted lover
Will drive me to my lonesome grave

They’ll bite the hand that feeds them
Spend all the money you can save
From your heart strings weave silk garters
Build a dog house on your grave

When my earthly stay is over
Sink my dead body in the sea
Just tell my false hearted lover
That the whales will watch over me

Ragged clothes dropping from my body
The wolf howls around my door
The man who won my darling girl
Will feel the bite of my forty four


37 posted on 08/14/2012 10:11:50 AM PDT by Track9 (Ego undermines moral courage.)
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38 posted on 08/14/2012 10:13:04 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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We’re all shocked by what’s going on.

It’s really out of character for him. He’s always been a little immature, but now he’s a goner.


39 posted on 08/14/2012 10:13:53 AM PDT by SMARTY ("The man who has no inner-life is a slave to his surroundings. "Henri Frederic Amiel)
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I knew a girl like that in college...our only date was when I danced with her, ONCE, at a campus dance. I just figured that her Dad had given her prejudiced advice on how to get a guy.
40 posted on 08/14/2012 10:20:31 AM PDT by crazyhorse691 (Obama is just the symptom of what is destroying the U.S.)
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One of my favorite book series is The Garrett Files by Glen Cook. One of the main characters is a lady-killer elf named Morley Dotes. Time and again, he has to remind Garrett, the human PI, his main rule of relationships:

Never date a woman who is crazier than you are ...

It's something I've always failed to take to heart.

41 posted on 08/14/2012 10:24:20 AM PDT by BlueLancer ("No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full" (Sulla))
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To: dfwgator

yep. sounda a lot like my ex, only the ex was serious


42 posted on 08/14/2012 10:26:34 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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What’s he doing? Dumb stuff like these pictures don’t strike me as the kind of thing that could trash a marriage between two sane people.

SnakeDoc


43 posted on 08/14/2012 10:27:28 AM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("I've shot people I like more for less." -- Raylan Givens, Justified)
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To: SVTCobra03
Several years ago there was a post with a link to “Psycho Ex-Girlfriend” that was a series of phone messages recorded by a FReeper who had broken up with his girlfriend.

Heh, that brings back memories. Way back when, I had to break up with a girlfriend I had dated for a couple of years because life with her was a non-stop roller coaster ride of insecurity, accusations, and general insanity. She stalked me for a year. For the first few months after our breakup, she called me at least 5 or 6 times a day and would leave messages. I'd come home from college classes and hit "play" and this is how they would go:

*BEEP* "Hey fr_freak, I just wanted to call and talk to you. I miss you."
*BEEP* "Why won't you answer your phone? Why do you have to be such an a$$hole? Why won't you just pick up? What's your f***ing problem???"
*BEEP* "Look, I'm sorry I yelled earlier. I just miss you. You know I love you."
*BEEP* "You're the biggest a$$hole in the world, you know that ???!! You are nothing but a lying, thieving piece of $hit coward!! I hate you! I'm sorry I ever met you! You disgust me! If I ever see you again, I'll tear you apart!"
*BEEP* "Baby, please answer. I love you and I just want to talk to you..."


Every day for about 3-4 months.
44 posted on 08/14/2012 10:27:52 AM PDT by fr_freak
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thanx fer the extra ones;-)


45 posted on 08/14/2012 10:28:16 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: brytlea
Back when I was still dating (a lifetime ago now since I got married when I was 5 I think), it seems like there were just as many guys just like that.

Oh heck yeah!

But guys want to think only females behave this way. I generally just snicker and let them have their little delusion. It is kind of cute.

46 posted on 08/14/2012 10:43:21 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Fate plays chess and you don't find out until too late that he's been using two queens all along)
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To: trailhkr1

Gets mad if you LOOK at another girl much less talk to her.


47 posted on 08/14/2012 10:45:39 AM PDT by ichabod1 (Spriiingtime for islam, and tyranny. Winter for US and frieeends. . .)
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To: trailhkr1

Bfl


48 posted on 08/14/2012 10:46:39 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: crazyhorse691
I knew a girl like that in college

Same here. Met her 1st day of class and the very next day she came in full blown makeup, clothes while all the other girls where in sweats and she gave me her phone number and address and just pushed. Dated her for a while but way to clinger for me.

I know this is sad/terrible (feel guilty about it now) but my dorm mates and I would think up the very worst ways to abuse her emotionally to get her to leave-to see what would finally make her leave me...and trust me it took a lot. Oh God what I did to that poor girl and she kept coming back for more.

Found out later through her friend she got preggo sophmore year, dropped out and married the guy. I have zero doubt it was no "accident".

49 posted on 08/14/2012 10:49:03 AM PDT by trailhkr1
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“I have more of those stories than I care to admit - including some stalking.”

My girlfriend told the police I was stalking her.
Well, she’s not really my girlfriend. Not just yet.


50 posted on 08/14/2012 10:56:09 AM PDT by CFIIIMEIATP737
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