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Michael Jackson image in bird droppings for sale
kvia.com ^ | 13 Aug 2012 | Denise Crosby

Posted on 08/14/2012 9:46:24 PM PDT by smokingfrog

A man in Chicago said he hopes rabid Michael Jackson fans will appreciate, and pay top dollar for, a gift that a passing bird left on his windshield -- a likeness of the King of Pop.

Brandon Tudor placed the scat-covered windshield up for auction on eBay with a starting bid of $500.

Tudor told the Chicago-Sun Times that the gift from above landed on his windshield as he was driving with his girlfriend and daughters. He said upon splattering, everyone in the car saw the resemblance to the singer, even more so once the droppings "hardened."

"Everybody loves it," Tudor said. "There's not one person who's seen it that doesn't agree it looks like Michael Jackson."

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To: JoeProBono
Amazing! The hair and eyes, cheek bones and distorted nose.

It would be awesome if the buyer would allow Zak Bagans to do a lock down in its presence just to see if he can pick any EVPs.

21 posted on 08/14/2012 11:11:28 PM PDT by tsowellfan (Voting for Obama/Biden is like purposely swallowing two tapeworms)
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To: doc1019

As it should be.


22 posted on 08/14/2012 11:19:51 PM PDT by dagogo redux (A whiff of primitive spirits in the air, harbingers of an impending descent into the feral.)
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To: JoeProBono; shibumi

That’s amazing!

There’s even a hole where his nose used to be!


23 posted on 08/15/2012 12:10:52 AM PDT by Salamander (Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
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To: dayglored

24 posted on 08/15/2012 12:11:30 AM PDT by I see my hands (It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
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To: Salamander; JoeProBono
I found Raggedy Anne in my scrambled eggs this morning.



I was going to submit it to the news services, but then my wife admitted that she put it there.

I was hoping for simulacra by Divine Intervention. (sigh!)

25 posted on 08/15/2012 12:26:39 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Eccl 10:2

lol


26 posted on 08/15/2012 12:30:41 AM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: smokingfrog

I laugh as Jackson fans would hate to be called rabid.


27 posted on 08/15/2012 12:45:22 AM PDT by Republican1795.
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To: garjog

looks like Hitler in drag doing a really poor Marilyn Monroe hold the dress down over the grate imitation with a terrible undercarriage secret exposed for all to enjoy...to me.


28 posted on 08/15/2012 12:45:55 AM PDT by urbanpovertylawcenter (where the law and poverty collide in an urban setting and sparks fly)
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To: shibumi

Sally Struthers.


29 posted on 08/15/2012 1:23:04 AM PDT by Salamander (Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
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To: I see my hands

The one in the upper-right looks like Abraham Lincoln kissing a monkey.


30 posted on 08/15/2012 2:11:40 AM PDT by Born to Conserve
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To: FReepers; FRiends

SIGN-UP HERE!

31 posted on 08/15/2012 2:13:34 AM PDT by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Cyber Ninja

“Monica” who?


32 posted on 08/15/2012 2:17:47 AM PDT by Born to Conserve
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To: smokingfrog

The King of Poop.


33 posted on 08/15/2012 2:38:27 AM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: Salamander; shibumi

34 posted on 08/15/2012 3:06:06 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: I see my hands

Thank you very much...


35 posted on 08/15/2012 5:35:22 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: JoeProBono

OMG...it IS him/her/it!


36 posted on 08/15/2012 5:59:57 AM PDT by Salamander (Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
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To: Salamander


37 posted on 08/15/2012 7:13:57 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono; stylecouncilor

lol


38 posted on 08/15/2012 7:58:19 AM PDT by windcliff
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To: Ezekiel
Strike up the band!


39 posted on 08/15/2012 8:13:58 AM PDT by Daffynition (Our forefathers would be shooting by now.)
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To: Eccl 10:2

Pawn Stars is about as unrealistic as it gets in portraying real-world pawn shops, but THAT is funny!

MM


40 posted on 08/15/2012 11:04:52 AM PDT by MississippiMan (http://gogmagogblog.wordpress.com/)
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